Hey, Now You Too Can F$%k in Pat Burrell's Old Condo!
Today's featured real estate listing:
Pat the Bat’s Penthouse unit is a 3 bedroom 3/1 bath listed at 4,327 sq ft. Here are some of it’s many unique features, courtesy of Prudential Fox & Roach Realtors-Walnut:
- Dual spiral staircases leading to separate in home dual workspaces.
- Top of the line kitchen with Sub Zero & Wolf stainless steel appliances and black granite counters.
- Floating stairs guide you to the master suite with custom bed, oversized shower and Jacuzzi tub.
- Separate laundry room.
That's right, if you have roughly $3 million lying around, this lovely, three bedroom, three bath condo can be yours. I would, however, highly recommend giving the floors, walls, windows, and stairway railings (don't ask) a once over with bleach and repentance. Ya know, just to be safe.
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