Not too long ago, I saw former Phillies and soon to be ex-Astros GM Ed Wade at Villanova, where his daughter worked as a manager for the basketball team. I seriously thought about walking over to him, gently squeezing his ass, and whispering into his ear, “Thanks, Ed.”

But that would have been weird, so I just kept walking, silently celebrating the myriad stars he has sent our way: Brad Lidge, Eric Bruntlett’s beard, Roy Oswalt, and Hunter Pence. 

I detailed all of the dope's dealings with his former protégé last week, and now it is my great pleasure to present to you the latest jam from our friends at Philly Phaithful: Dopius Maximus, the gift that keeps on giving

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