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Morning Wood: Carlos Ruiz’s Left Nut
By Kyle Scott
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Out of respect for Carlos Ruiz's bruised left testicle (and because there are a lot of other things going on), our Wood will be a bit shorter today. Whiskey Dick, if you will.
The Phillies won last night, 9-2.
Cliff Lee, as usual, was a good little pony- seven innings, two runs, seven strikeouts.
He may or may not have had a beer in the dugout:
There’s no label that I can make out.
He talked about the outing:
Hunter Pence talked about his awkward sliding mistake: [Phillies.com]
"I didn't really see Sammy," he said sheepishly. "When I first read the ball I thought it was kind of close to me, so I was trying to get over. I thought maybe in case the shortstop was trying to throw it to third. Little did I know, the shortstop didn't catch it. Once I started sliding, then I saw Sammy waving. Then I went home."
We love it when awkward guys do quirky things.
I didn’t see much of the broadcast, but several of you informed me that the Phillies were hawking their awful and ugly “Let’s Go Eat” shirt. To that, we say thank you. A ton of people took to the interwebtuals to search for it, and guess where they wound up? Right here. Thanks, guys.
Finally, today in idiot fans:
That’s where. Where is the word you were searching for.
H/T to Matt and Dan
Kyle Scott is the founder and editor of CrossingBroad.com. He has written for CBS Philly and Philly Voice, and been a panelist or contributor on NBC Sports Philly, FOX 29 and SNY TV, as well as a recurring guest on 97.5 The Fanatic, 94 WIP, 106.7 The Fan and other stations. He has more than 10 years experience running digital media properties and in online advertising and marketing.