The devil himself, Keyser Soze Patrick Kane, was in New Jersey last Thursday to help instruct youth hockey players. An anonymous reader sent along this picture of the Blackhawk, who apparently only appears in photos when he’s seemingly half-cocked and with a slightly younger coed. The photo is said to be taken at the Boathouse in Belmar.

The caption on Facebook? What up Pat Kane, thanks for the tequila shot. 

Yeah, sounds about right. Carry on.