Patrick Kane and His Drunk Eyes Pop Up at New Jersey Bar

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The devil himself, Keyser Soze Patrick Kane, was in New Jersey last Thursday to help instruct youth hockey players. An anonymous reader sent along this picture of the Blackhawk, who apparently only appears in photos when he’s seemingly half-cocked and with a slightly younger coed. The photo is said to be taken at the Boathouse in Belmar.

The caption on Facebook? What up Pat Kane, thanks for the tequila shot. 

Yeah, sounds about right. Carry on.

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19 Responses

  1. Belmar is not south jersey. thats NY territory, my friend.
    Example, NY/North Jersey Villanova alumns recently had an alumni event at Bar A in Belmar. Philadelphia/South Jersey Villanova Alumni had their alumni event on the same night at The Princeton in Avalon.

  2. i can get better than that an i make a fraction of what he does in a far less exciting profession.

  3. No matter how she looks, she’s a no good who-wer (

    ) for sleeping with the enemy.
    The Flyers Nation should send her to Dry Island to be tried and sentenced by the High Court of The Broad Street Bullies for treason, and then summerrrily executed by being run-over with a zamboni driven by the ghost of Pelle Lindbergh.

  4. Iron Balls…So if a Dallas Cowboys Cheerleader wanted to sleep with you, you wouldn’t do it cuz she’s on an enemy team?

  5. That’s no enemy team, because the Cowboy’s are “America’s Team” http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/America%27s_Team Hahahahahahahah
    Really, a cheerleader on ANY team would have to pay ME to shagem. They’re like actresses, so self-involved that they’re poorly at expertly pleasing a man. Might as well be shagging a blow-up doll (or in Laddie’s case, his left palm, AKA “Ms. CB”). I sure hope Howard knows what he’s getting himself into. Maybe since Krystal retired she’s been working on her technique to fullfill her upcoming wifely obleegations.

  6. Oh BTW, being a cheerleader for another team doesn’t mean she’s “ON an enemy team”. Even if I want to sleep with a Cowboys cheerleader, she has no lahgitamitly tangable way of changing the outcome of any games. Yes, they are just eye candy for horny men.
    But don’t go revizing your analogee to discuss enemy pro female teams, cause there aren’t any. Sorry girls, the double standard still applies to this day in sports, and it’s still very much a man’s world when it comes to it hahahahahahahah.

  7. who apparently only appears in photos when he’s seemingly half-cocked and with a slightly younger coed. The photo is said to be taken at the Boathouse in Belmar.

  8. Super hot chicks don’t go for Hockey players…unless they look like Mike Fisher..and if they get one the girl is only in it for the fame..those chicks are not into hockey at all..the puckbunnys usually are butter faces and they guys don’t want them for anything more than a one night stand.

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