Rob Ryan Vows to Beat Eagles’ Ass

Kyle Scott - August 2, 2011


Rob Ryan, brother of more successful Rex Ryan, doesn't appreciate the "All-Hype" team, as he calls the Eagles. After comments from Jason Babin (new Miami Heat) and Vince Young (Dream Team), the rest of the NFL is quickly growing tired of the Eagles' shtick, which is, apparently, building a frighteningly talented and deep team.

Ladies and gentlemen, Rob Ryan: [Star Telegram]

"I've got three bullies over there waiting for Thursday,"  Ryan said of his defensive line additions. "These are proven players, and that's what we need. I don't know if we win the all-hype team, I think that might have gone to somebody else, but we're going to beat their ass when we play them."


Fuck off. And cut your hair, you look like fat Richard Branson.


  • Richie Kotits August 2, 2011 at 9:46 am

    Fuck the Ryan’s, that includes Buddy too

  • that guy August 2, 2011 at 9:47 am

    Fat Richard Branson? I would say more of a Phil Harris, formerly of the “Cornelia Marie” on Deadliest Catch

  • Andy Reids Enthusiasm August 2, 2011 at 9:48 am

    Oh look, another Ryan windbag. Imagine my surprise. I’ll be even more surprised when he doesn’t follow through with his comments. Typical.

  • mm August 2, 2011 at 9:51 am

    Nice 6x trunks though, all those drinks, wheres the fucking cheeseburgers?

  • Adam B August 2, 2011 at 9:57 am

    Damn! The Dude got FAT! Must be all those white russians.
    “What day is th…is this a week day?”

  • Dwayne August 2, 2011 at 10:11 am

    never understood why fan men can go topless but women can’t… dont they both have tits???

  • ThePhillyFlash August 2, 2011 at 10:12 am

    ARRRGGHH!! Someone pass the brain bleach! Clearly I didn’t get the memo about Jabba the Hutt having a son named Rob! Thank God Rex didn’t take his shirt in that pic or it would’ve crashed the server!

  • The Dude August 2, 2011 at 10:13 am

    That rug really tied the room together

  • Iron Balls McGinty August 2, 2011 at 10:43 am

    I guess since The Dude traded in for a much LARGER Buddha-belly he hates the “F*cking Eagles” even more—and he probably had another bad night too:

    Hahahahahahah I can watch that movie over and over and it gets better everytime. Most underrated Cohen Bros movie and movie of the 20th Century.

  • 3 Finger Lenny August 2, 2011 at 10:56 am

    That’s a whole a lottta gut

  • Saunders August 2, 2011 at 11:02 am

    Looks like Rex is hiding his Coors Light behind his back

  • Horseface Hughes August 2, 2011 at 11:04 am

    How old is that photo of Rex Ryan? I thought he had one of those weight loss surgeries last year but in this photo it looks like his water is about to break at any moment.
    Someone should to a side-by-side with him and Octomom.

  • S.I. Co. August 2, 2011 at 11:08 am

    Oh, wow, that girl’s fupa is disgusting!

  • danOmcgarvey August 2, 2011 at 12:53 pm

    That fat bitch can shove it, we’re gonna crush everyone we play, especially Rob “Tits McGee” Ryan’s team.

  • Andy (San Diego) August 2, 2011 at 1:22 pm

    He’s gonna win in the playoffs like his Dad, eh? Zilch. Nada. Goose egg.
    Bring in on. Time for body bag game II.

  • DoomHooligan August 2, 2011 at 3:46 pm


  • T-Bone August 2, 2011 at 3:56 pm

    He looks like “Hacksaw Jim Duggan

  • Chip Snapper August 3, 2011 at 1:40 am

    Shortly after this picture was taken, Rex jerked off onto their feet.

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