Rob Ryan, brother of more successful Rex Ryan, doesn't appreciate the "All-Hype" team, as he calls the Eagles. After comments from Jason Babin (new Miami Heat) and Vince Young (Dream Team), the rest of the NFL is quickly growing tired of the Eagles' shtick, which is, apparently, building a frighteningly talented and deep team.

Ladies and gentlemen, Rob Ryan: [Star Telegram]

"I've got three bullies over there waiting for Thursday,"  Ryan said of his defensive line additions. "These are proven players, and that's what we need. I don't know if we win the all-hype team, I think that might have gone to somebody else, but we're going to beat their ass when we play them."


Fuck off. And cut your hair, you look like fat Richard Branson.