Rob Ryan Vows to Beat Eagles’ Ass

Rob Ryan, brother of more successful Rex Ryan, doesn't appreciate the "All-Hype" team, as he calls the Eagles. After comments from Jason Babin (new Miami Heat) and Vince Young (Dream Team), the rest of the NFL is quickly growing tired of the Eagles' shtick, which is, apparently, building a frighteningly talented and deep team.

Ladies and gentlemen, Rob Ryan: [Star Telegram]

"I've got three bullies over there waiting for Thursday,"  Ryan said of his defensive line additions. "These are proven players, and that's what we need. I don't know if we win the all-hype team, I think that might have gone to somebody else, but we're going to beat their ass when we play them."


Fuck off. And cut your hair, you look like fat Richard Branson.


18 Responses

  1. Fat Richard Branson? I would say more of a Phil Harris, formerly of the “Cornelia Marie” on Deadliest Catch

  2. Oh look, another Ryan windbag. Imagine my surprise. I’ll be even more surprised when he doesn’t follow through with his comments. Typical.

  3. Damn! The Dude got FAT! Must be all those white russians.
    “What day is th…is this a week day?”

  4. never understood why fan men can go topless but women can’t… dont they both have tits???

  5. ARRRGGHH!! Someone pass the brain bleach! Clearly I didn’t get the memo about Jabba the Hutt having a son named Rob! Thank God Rex didn’t take his shirt in that pic or it would’ve crashed the server!

  6. I guess since The Dude traded in for a much LARGER Buddha-belly he hates the “F*cking Eagles” even more—and he probably had another bad night too:

    Hahahahahahah I can watch that movie over and over and it gets better everytime. Most underrated Cohen Bros movie and movie of the 20th Century.

  7. How old is that photo of Rex Ryan? I thought he had one of those weight loss surgeries last year but in this photo it looks like his water is about to break at any moment.
    Someone should to a side-by-side with him and Octomom.

  8. That fat bitch can shove it, we’re gonna crush everyone we play, especially Rob “Tits McGee” Ryan’s team.

  9. He’s gonna win in the playoffs like his Dad, eh? Zilch. Nada. Goose egg.
    Bring in on. Time for body bag game II.

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