Now we wouldn’t dare assume this was really a game of hide the salami, but you never know… Tony Romo told Yahoo! (!!!) that since there was no drinking that night (wait, what?), he and his friends decided to turn off all the lights and play a game of who’s in my mouth? hide-and-go-seek: [Us, yeah Us]
“I didn’t really feel like drinking that night,” Jessica Simpson‘s ex-beau said. “So I was like, let’s find something to do here. We tried coming up with a game, and with 14 or 15 guys, there ain’t a lot of non-drinking games at that age that you can do.”
So Romo’s alternative to a boozy bash? Hide-and-seek! “It was pitch black anyway,” he explained. “[So] hide-and-go-seek, I guess it is!”
You know, we should all strive to, at some point in life, be known as somebody’s “ex-beau.”
Thankfully, we’ve obtained exclusive video of the game, which you can view after the jump.
H/T to Tom for taking one for the team and visiting Us Weekly
Here’s video of him talking about it. Honest to God, I’m creeped out as fuck right now. The guy interviewing him looks like Zen Matthew McConaughey.
I’m creeped out that he’s wearing flip flops for an on-air interview. What a dope.
couldn’t finish and now I’m angry
Romo the homo isn’t just a nickname afterall.
Hide and Seek? Atleast play Man Hunt or Prison Break or something.
“The Bi-Curious Case of Tony Buttinhole” starring Tony Homo.
I’m sure Jerry Jones must be wondering what in the hell he’s got playing quarterback for his precious Cowgirls after that little adventure. HAHAHAHAHAHA!
Why is every post on this site so obessesed with penises and penis like objects? The homoeroticism is getting old. Get out of the closet.
Either He’s lying or he’s a big pussy.
I wonder if Romo got his dick sucked at his bp
If Tony Romo lived in the projects where I grew up, he wouldnt have made past 5th grade.
On my bachelor party we drank, ate kamala burgers and smoked weed
Remeber when I suckered Richie G?
My buddies treated me to 2 hookers on my bachelor party
What a loser. His football rookie card is junk.
Fuck u mark
hahahahaha, wtf. Did Mommy bring them warm milk to help them go to sleep at 8pm, too?
PREPOSTEROUS!!!!! I hope this is a sign of things to come for the craptastic Dallas Cowboys: they’re quarterback opted for hide-and-seek at the bachelor party. Wow. Words. Fail. Here. Did they neglect Candyland, or did they skip right over that and go straight to Chutes and Ladders for the sake of brevity?
LOL, it should be ‘their’ and not ‘they’re’ in that post. FAIL!
Romo was great during pickup games on the front lawn. I remember he used to run around my tree. Eventually I had to kick them off my lawn though.
Actually that guy looks like a clone of a genetickally combined (fellow Son of Erin) Matt McConaughey and Bill Hader.
Let me guess his hiding place….the closet
Tony Romo and 15 dudes in a cabin in West Virginia playing hide-and-go-seek in the dark. Sounds like the sequal to Deliverance.
Did somebody say Deliverance?
Tmac 7:37 PM had best comment… my comment is just acknowledgement.
Not that there’s anything wrong with that!
Chace Crawford must have been behind this..
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