Tony Romo Played Hide and Go Seek at His Bachelor Party

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Peekaboo, I found you!

Now we wouldn’t dare assume this was really a game of hide the salami, but you never know… Tony Romo told Yahoo! (!!!) that since there was no drinking that night (wait, what?), he and his friends decided to turn off all the lights and play a game of who’s in my mouth? hide-and-go-seek: [Us, yeah Us]

“I didn’t really feel like drinking that night,” Jessica Simpson‘s ex-beau said. “So I was like, let’s find something to do here. We tried coming up with a game, and with 14 or 15 guys, there ain’t a lot of non-drinking games at that age that you can do.”

So Romo’s alternative to a boozy bash? Hide-and-seek! “It was pitch black anyway,” he explained. “[So] hide-and-go-seek, I guess it is!” 


You know, we should all strive to, at some point in life, be known as somebody’s “ex-beau.”

Thankfully, we’ve obtained exclusive video of the game, which you can view after the jump.

H/T to Tom for taking one for the team and visiting Us Weekly

Here’s video of him talking about it. Honest to God, I’m creeped out as fuck right now. The guy interviewing him looks like Zen Matthew McConaughey.


26 Responses

  1. I’m sure Jerry Jones must be wondering what in the hell he’s got playing quarterback for his precious Cowgirls after that little adventure. HAHAHAHAHAHA!

  2. Why is every post on this site so obessesed with penises and penis like objects? The homoeroticism is getting old. Get out of the closet.

  3. If Tony Romo lived in the projects where I grew up, he wouldnt have made past 5th grade.

  4. hahahahaha, wtf. Did Mommy bring them warm milk to help them go to sleep at 8pm, too?
    PREPOSTEROUS!!!!! I hope this is a sign of things to come for the craptastic Dallas Cowboys: they’re quarterback opted for hide-and-seek at the bachelor party. Wow. Words. Fail. Here. Did they neglect Candyland, or did they skip right over that and go straight to Chutes and Ladders for the sake of brevity?

  5. Romo was great during pickup games on the front lawn. I remember he used to run around my tree. Eventually I had to kick them off my lawn though.

  6. Tony Romo and 15 dudes in a cabin in West Virginia playing hide-and-go-seek in the dark. Sounds like the sequal to Deliverance.

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