If a fat man holds a press conference and doesn’t say anything, does a press conference really occur?

Yesterday, Andy Reid held what may be his most abrupt press conference, even by his standards. Total time: 3:18.

He gave one word answers to about half of the questions asked, and other non-answers to the rest.

Today, he was a bit more verbose, but perhaps even less friendly. For your listening pleasure, we’ve compiled a sampling of Reid’s smuggery. The answers you hear are complete responses to questions, not random sound bytes, smushed together into one minute long clip.