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The NHL is yet to announce the game. The Flyers have removed all evidence of it from their charity auction. And, at this point, WikiLeaks may be the only ones who truly know what the fuck is going on. But we do have this: the placeholder for the January 2nd game in reader Mike's season ticket package.

Somewhere, Gary Bettman just ordered the death of three ticket reps, two print shop workers, and a mailman. The league continues to lose negotiating leverage with the Phillies, who, by now, could demand 20,000 tickets, 15 luxury suites, $10 million, and the licensing rights to Wayne Gretzky's video game character in exchange for using the ballpark on an otherwise dormant day in January.