Jimmy Rollins Gets Zen (Or Just Wants You To Know That He Has Significantly More Money Than You Do)

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2. Jimmy, I would bang as manybhigh priced escorts as I could

3. Sounds like Jimmy was watching Brewster’s Millions while riding the rehab stationary bike recently.
   P.S. I would become a minority owner of the Mets and trade for Jayson Werth and higher SABR to tell why i made a smart move.

4. I would use the money on new landscaping equipment

5. Nyet in Net, if I were you I’d hire a tutor as well.

6. Nice job taking a simple tweet out of context and blowing it way out of porportion… Proves what an asshole you really are!

7. Kyle…your reasoning saddens me sometimes.
   I meean..what could possibly make you conjecture that he “Wants You To Know That He Has Significantly More Money Than You Do”?? Come on…for real…

8. I would activate Skynet 1.0

9. Something smells like “kyle is a jackass” is really Vick’s GF.

10. 2 chicks at the same time

11. I’d reduce my budget to $27,397.26 it be tight but i’d make it.

12. I would invest it

13. I would spend $50,000 getting a video made of Jimmy Rollins popping-up over and over. Then, I would give Jimmy $4,950,000 to spend an hour watching it with him.

14. I’d get a nice yacht, either a big sloop or ketch, or perhaps even a smallish schooner, and sail around the world as much as long as I can or untill the money is all spent. I’d definitely spend as much time around the Caribe, Fiji/Tahiti, and the Meditn (especially Monte Carlo/San Tropez/The rst of the Côte d’Azur). I’d hire an all female crew, with a nice redhead for the captain (I’d still be Admiral, hahahah). Heck to extend it I might even go back to privateering hahahahah.

15. Id get a diamond crystal speed boat and paint it gold..

16. I’d go eat. A lot.

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