Jimmy Rollins Gets Zen (Or Just Wants You To Know That He Has Significantly More Money Than You Do)

Screen Shot 2011-09-01 at 11.47.53 AMRehab my groin!!! Or build a speakeasy on Dry Island.

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16 Responses

  1. Sounds like Jimmy was watching Brewster’s Millions while riding the rehab stationary bike recently.
    P.S. I would become a minority owner of the Mets and trade for Jayson Werth and higher SABR to tell why i made a smart move.

  2. Nice job taking a simple tweet out of context and blowing it way out of porportion… Proves what an asshole you really are!

  3. Kyle…your reasoning saddens me sometimes.
    I meean..what could possibly make you conjecture that he “Wants You To Know That He Has Significantly More Money Than You Do”?? Come on…for real…

  4. I would spend $50,000 getting a video made of Jimmy Rollins popping-up over and over. Then, I would give Jimmy $4,950,000 to spend an hour watching it with him.

  5. I’d get a nice yacht, either a big sloop or ketch, or perhaps even a smallish schooner, and sail around the world as much as long as I can or untill the money is all spent. I’d definitely spend as much time around the Caribe, Fiji/Tahiti, and the Meditn (especially Monte Carlo/San Tropez/The rst of the Côte d’Azur). I’d hire an all female crew, with a nice redhead for the captain (I’d still be Admiral, hahahah). Heck to extend it I might even go back to privateering hahahahah.

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