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Haha Braves…

Like a kid playing his older brother or father in basketball, the Phillies allowed the Braves to get a taste of victory… for almost five months… before playing for realsies. This kept the Braves within slight reach of the division title as they built up a double-digit Wild Card lead.

Then September happened.

Again.

This stat is courtesy of Atlanta radio host John Kincade: Since 2009, the Braves are 3-14 against the Phillies in the final two series of the season. Three. And 14. 

Haha.

The Braves now find themselves tied in the Wild Card standings with Tony La Russa and his Cardinals.

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Their lead used to be this big

The playoff scenarios play out thusly (if-then statements ftw):

If the Braves lose and the Cardinals win, then the Phillies would play the Cardinals.

If the Braves win and the Cardinals lose, the Braves will make the playoffs. Since they’re in the same division as the Phillies and can’t play them in the divisional series, the Phillies would play either Diamondbacks or the Brewers, with the Braves playing the other team. So how is the matchup determined, you ask? The Phillies would play the team with the worse record. Currently, the Brewers have 95 wins and the Diamondbacks have 94 wins. If the Brewers win today and or the Diamondbacks lose, the Phillies would play the Diamondbacks. But if the Diamondbacks win and the Brewers lose, there would be a tiebreaker to see which team gets the higher seed and avoids the Phillies. Since the Diamondbacks are 4-3 against the Brewers, they would hold the tiebreaker and become the higher seed, meaning the Phillies would play the Brewers.

If the Braves and Cardinals both win or lose, the two teams will play in a one-game playoff on Thursday, with the above scenarios applying to the winner.

Get all that?

Judging by most discussion, the team you would like to play is the Brewers. That means, today, we should root for a Brewers loss, Diamondbacks win, Cardinals loss, and, sadly, Braves win (or Braves loss, forcing them to play and beat the Cardinals tomorrow). 

My head hurts. So does Chipper’s: [Phillies.com]

"It's like we're living out a bad dream," third baseman Chipper Jones said. "You really never expect this to happen to you, but there are a lot of things that are contributing to it."

 

If the Braves wouldn’t have choked away a 10-game Wild Card lead, none of this would matter and today would be a nice relaxing day for fans… and schedule makers. 

As it stands now, only two times have been announced for the playoffs: The Yankees will play (not surprisngly in prime time) at 8:37 in Game 1 of the ALDS on Friday, with the other game coming at 5:07. No NL start times have been announced yet, but I’m guessing that since all four series will play on Saturday, the Phillies would get the late afternoon start time (roughly 4 or 5). Just a guess, though.

Charlie Manuel is tied with Gene Mauch for most wins in Phillies history, but he doesn’t like second place: [Phillies.com]

"Personal satisfaction?" Manuel said of tying Mauch. "I don't know. I'll get more out of it probably when I beat him. Second place is never good."

Yeah, Charlie, but you're tied for first.

"That's like being second," he said. "I want sole possession."

 

JewishExponent.com wrote an article about Michael Schwimmmmmer, who won't be on the playoff roster:

Still, even more distinctive than his backpack is his wild hair, of which he said: "I take pride in my Jewfro. "

Schwimer considers icons like Koufax and Hank Greenberg to be trailblazers for Jewish baseball players. "I'm a huge fan of what they brought to the table baseball-wise and what they stood for," he said. "I really, really look up to those people."

During his brief stint here, he even found himself a magnet for local Jewish fans.

"Every day, there are kids saying, 'Hey, I'm Jewish, too,' and that makes me really happy. When people come up to me to tell me that, it really means a lot. This kid wishes he could be where I am, so it's humbling and it's really great."

 

Jimmy Rollins wants a five-year deal.

Jayson Werth shaved lines into his sideburns (via @mikebiff):

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Finally, Shane Victorino is – confirmed – on Twitter:

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Aloha, Shane. Aloha, playoffs. Alohaha, Braves.

Thanks to (@markmcgeever1) for the Chipper link

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16 Comments

  • that guy September 28, 2011 at 9:23 am

    all the high school girls from Bala Cynwood to bryn mawr are collectively throwing their panties at michael schwimmer. Their jewish mothers will love him.

  • RH September 28, 2011 at 9:24 am

    Personally, I would rather have the Braves make the wildcard and the Phillies play Arizona. Brewers and Cards are hot right now. Arizona is a Team that Ks a lot and has less experience in the playoffs than the other 3 teams so they get my vote!

  • Ron Noel September 28, 2011 at 9:46 am

    werth’s sideburns look phat

  • Cholly Fuqua September 28, 2011 at 9:50 am

    Why would you want the Brewers? They are clearly the most formittable matchup. Their top 3 of the rotation trumps Arizona’s top 2 and there offense is more potent than Arizona’s as well. I’m not worried about who we get I’m just not seeing the logic in wanting the Brew crew first? I also wouldn’t mind seeing the Cardinals get in as well. Carpenter pitches today so he wouldn’t be available to go against Doc on Saturday and I can’t even name another starter on that team. Matt Holliday’s hand is hurt as well, and we would avoid a west coast trip to Arizona to wrap up the NLDS (potentially if we’d end up getting them)

  • Deezy September 28, 2011 at 9:50 am

    Whoever wants to play the Brewers is an idiot, they’d be my last choice of the teams involved.

  • Kyle Scott September 28, 2011 at 9:51 am

    The Phillies just smoked them. The Diamondbacks play very well against us. I’d rather see Brewers.

  • saucy sailor September 28, 2011 at 10:29 am

    Hey Rollins…

  • Pete H September 28, 2011 at 11:17 am

    The only team I’d prefer NOT to play is the Cardinals, if they get in. My only concern is running into a hot team like we did last year. Clearly we shouldd beat the Cardinals, they’re not nearly as well rounded or experienced as we are. But people were saying that last year before we faced the Giants, and look what happened, we got butt-fucked by Cody Ross. If we play any other team in the NL, I’d be fine with that.

  • Sean September 28, 2011 at 11:22 am

    “Alohaha Braves” = the funniest thing I’ll read today.
    Well played.

  • brian September 28, 2011 at 11:41 am

    My best scenario: Braves lose and Cardinals lose (or Phillies win and Astros win) to create a one-game playoff with the Cardinals using every last pitcher they have to win the game.
    But really.. no team in the NL can compete with this pitching staff.

  • ThePhillyFlash September 28, 2011 at 11:46 am

    Just to throw in my two cents worth, I’d rather face Arizona whom I see as the 2011 version of last year’s Cincinnati Reds, i.e. a “happy to be here” bunch that’ll melt faster under the hot lights of the playoffs than butter on a Philly rowhouse roof in August and won’t put up much of a fight. Milwaukee can mash with the best of ’em while St. Louis has momentum AND Albert Pujols. I don’t want to see either of those teams in the first round.

  • Iron Balls McGinty September 28, 2011 at 12:06 pm

    “if-then statements ftw”
    statements, FTW. I guess PCs have come so far with “Aps” that it’s not needed for all you young punks to learn BASIC or C anymore.

  • Zaahida September 28, 2011 at 12:17 pm

    Charlie: Second place is never good.
    Yeah, Charlie, but you’re tied for first.
    Charlie: That’s like being second.
    You can’t have two number 1s, that would be 11

  • Mikebiff September 28, 2011 at 12:21 pm

    Unless a cancer-stricken child asks you to shave lines in your facial hair for his or her “Make-a Wish”, you just don’t do that. Ever. On to the Phils, I couldn’t care less who they play. “Greedy Me” wants to see a scenario develop where the Braves advance, pull off NLDS upset, then are waiting for the Phils in the NLCS. But, I don’t think it even matters. No team out there has the pitching staff to baffle the Phils bats for an entire series, and no team has the lineup thats gonna get to Roy and Cliff, IMO. October- time to show and prove

  • Lars September 28, 2011 at 12:23 pm

    Why is everyone crying about first round match ups? Where is the confidence we displayed all season? We’re the fucking Phillies. Don’t forget that. EVERY team should be scared to face US.

  • Lars September 28, 2011 at 12:24 pm

    (PS — I’m not the “fucking Phillies.” Neither are you, Phillies fan. I just got a bit caught up for a second and that resulted in me sounding like a candyass.)

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