Phillies Rookie Hazing


It’s that time of year again. The Phillies hazed their rookies after yesterday’s 9-4 win against the Mets (thankfully, they won, otherwise you would be really angry at them having some fun).

Both Jimmy Rollins and Hunter Pence Tweeted pictures. 

From left to right: Phillies trainer (either Dong Lien or Ichiro Kitano), Eric Kratz, Justin De Fratus (mask), Joe Savery, Vance Worley, Michael Martinez, Michael Schwimmmer, Mike Stutes, and Dom Brown, who was a cowboy last year.

Vance enjoyed it:

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That sound you hear is our female readers throwing their panties at Stutes.

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  • Iron Balls McGinty September 26, 2011 at 8:50 am

    Wow, the short guy on the left in the Oriental outfit has really good makeup. He actually looks like an Asian fella. Good thing they didn’t make him dress like Chow when he get gets out of the trunk:

  • Captain Stabbin' September 26, 2011 at 9:35 am

    Who the F is the zipper head on the far left?

  • Iron Balls McGinty September 26, 2011 at 9:56 am

    @Captain Stabbin’,
    He’s Yo Yo Mama.

  • Bill September 26, 2011 at 10:01 am

    De Fratus

  • Iron Balls McGinty September 26, 2011 at 10:06 am

    Bill, I don’t think he meant “zipper-head” in a litteral sense. He was making a crude reference for a certain type of ethnissitty.

  • Bill September 26, 2011 at 11:25 am

    think I got that as I posted it hahaha

  • Late Term Abortion September 26, 2011 at 1:18 pm

    I’d throw my panties at him and i’m a dude… and straight

  • petex September 26, 2011 at 3:04 pm

    how did pat burrell sneak into the picture?

  • Alicia September 26, 2011 at 3:08 pm

    So much for the Phillies and the “It Gets Better Project” and their opinions on bullying.

  • Bear Jew September 26, 2011 at 11:47 pm

    I like how the dude tells you that YOU made a mistake on how to spell his last name and you still have to act like a fucking prick about it. You take being a douche bag to the next level

  • Iron Balls McGinty September 27, 2011 at 9:48 am

    How many levels of dooshbaggery are there?…

  • Lark September 28, 2011 at 3:11 pm

    Pretty sure Dom Brown provided his own outfit and Vance belongs in the Village People.

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