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Poor guy. I had a feeling those rosy red cheeks came from somewhere.
After blowing the Braves’ season on Wednesday (what? too harsh? ‘tis true), closer Craig Kimbrel went out and had a few drinks.
And a few more.
And apparently a few more.
Then he went back to a lady’s place (you think a little season-blowing performance is enough to knock a Major League closer off his game? pssh), where he forgot his wallet. Deadspin has a photo and some more details:
After the game our tipster says a foul-tempered Kimbrel left the ballpark, hit some bars in Buckhead, and proceeded to drink himself into oblivion. Lucky for him he still managed make a new female friend and she invited him back to her place. He obliged. Obliterated and agitated, Kimbrel didn't last too long at the young lady's pad but still managed to forget his wallet, the tipster said.
Tough night for Kimbrel. The Phillies took his Wild Card and, indirectly, his credit card.
only thing left was for that lady to take his v card
“Kimbrel didn’t last too long…”
And the small amount of dignity he still had was gone, just like that. Kinda gotta feel bad for the kid.
That chick obviously wasn’t a true baseball fan. Or a baseball fan at all, for that matter. Who the hell would take home the guy who fucked their team’s postseason chances?
need a pic of the chick
This sounds completely believable to me. Booze and whores are exactly what you need after something so awful.
Sounds like a sympathy bang
Poor guy! I agree with what Jack said.
Looks like his late inning lead was the only thing getting blown this week!
I bet the chick is actually a dude, who he proceeded to blow
I hope he got genital herpes. On his genitals.
Poor guy. I hope this doesn’t become a habit, lest he turns into a miserable lush like Laddie Boy.
So she threw him out. Guess she found out he wasn’t any good with a bat either.
It was in Atlanta. There are no baseball fans there.
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