Very Sad News: The Phillies Have Traded Mike Zagurski

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1. Is that Zagurski’s babe? Lookin’ good moose.

2. …and the world continues to turn.

3. He looks like Tommy Boy. Plays about as good as him too. So long, loser!

4. Fat fuck ate his way out of Philly. Too many Burgers

5. Alas, poor Mike, we hardly knew ye….or cared.

6. Can the player to be named later be his girl?

7. You would think that if a guy was fully dedicated to making the big leagues and staying there, that he would at least get himself into shape. Good riddance.

8. …in other news..my foot itches…

9. Fat girls are like the Sorbet you sneak into the kitchen and eat at midnight Kyle. You don’t tell anybody about it and you don’t want anybody to find out but deep down you know how good it is, yum!!!!

10. i work at a restaunt near the iron pigs stadium and have met mike many times, hes an awsome dude. i will miss his big tips and hot wife.

11. You can see this very sad news is affecting native Philadelphian (and Daughter of Erin) Kim Delaney when she was making a speech at the Liberty Medal Award presentation to former defense secretary Robert Gates given at Philadelphia’s National Constitution Center:
    
    
    

12. My kid says this is who Zagurski reminds him of:
    
    
    

13. Pretty dress…

14. Fucker can’t pitch in the big leagues. The guy sweats butter on that mound.

15. He was great in Moneyball. I’ll give him that.

16. They shoulda shyte-canned Herndon instead of The Zagur. Jesus, I knew they were shave off the lead tonite when he came to the mound. Is he blowing Dubee or something. Dumbarses, that’s why you can’t win a ballgame. Can’t manage a friggin bullpen (besides not creating offense).

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