Very Sad News: The Phillies Have Traded Mike Zagurski

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Goodbye, Mike Zagurski's disproportionately hot girlfriend

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I… I… I make a sad.

PTBNL would be "player to be named later," in case you didn't figure that out.


16 Responses

  1. You would think that if a guy was fully dedicated to making the big leagues and staying there, that he would at least get himself into shape. Good riddance.

  2. Fat girls are like the Sorbet you sneak into the kitchen and eat at midnight Kyle. You don’t tell anybody about it and you don’t want anybody to find out but deep down you know how good it is, yum!!!!

  3. You can see this very sad news is affecting native Philadelphian (and Daughter of Erin) Kim Delaney when she was making a speech at the Liberty Medal Award presentation to former defense secretary Robert Gates given at Philadelphia’s National Constitution Center:

  4. They shoulda shyte-canned Herndon instead of The Zagur. Jesus, I knew they were shave off the lead tonite when he came to the mound. Is he blowing Dubee or something. Dumbarses, that’s why you can’t win a ballgame. Can’t manage a friggin bullpen (besides not creating offense).

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