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Video: Pete Orr Almost Gets Run Over by a Sausage
By Kyle Scott
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Pete Orr almost got decapitated by a sausage tonight in Milwaukee. That is all. There are really no other words needed.
Of course, it looks like Juan Samuel had a bit of a better time with the Brewers’ in-game entertainment:
Now would be a good time to tell you a story relayed to me by my childhood friend, who was a former Phillies draft pick and played in the Orioles’ system while Samuel was their third base coach. He spent some time in the showers with Sammy during spring training a few years back and had this to say about the Phillies’ current third base coach: “touches the floor.”
That girl knew exactly what she was doing. Also, you’ll never look at Sammy the same way. You’re welcome.
Kyle Scott is the founder and editor of CrossingBroad.com. He has written for CBS Philly and Philly Voice, and been a panelist or contributor on NBC Sports Philly, FOX 29 and SNY TV, as well as a recurring guest on 97.5 The Fanatic, 94 WIP, 106.7 The Fan and other stations. He has more than 10 years experience running digital media properties and in online advertising and marketing.