By
Kyle Scott
I'm the meanest fucking cake around
I'm not too into the whole oh em gee our athletes look like food trend – if there is such a thing – but the folks over at Hugging Harold Reynolds have pictures of a bunch of Phillies designed cakes. And, since it's Friday and you like cake, I offer you up this link. Not surprisingly, the Cliff Lee cake looks like Donkey from Shrek.
UPDATE: According to Stacy in the comments, these are 4 x 6 sugar cookies. I make a peace with the baking gods.
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22 Responses
Nice. Kind of looks a little like a young Roger McDowell there too.
Roy and RyHo look a little to much like Sloth from the Goonies for my liking
Is it bad that this turns me on slighty… I may have just mixed food cravings and sexual ones… I have issues….
Although they’re MUCH better than I could ever do, they’re not all that impressive
Um… if Chase Utley were Michael Myers or vice versa.
i’m a pie man myself…the hairy variety
Once you cut into the Ibanez cake, it starts slumping.
If you were a hot dog, would you eat yourself? I know I would.
Polanco’s head wouldn’t fit on one cake and Victorino looks like the Rock
Hunter Pence is just the Icing on the Cake for the Phillies in 2011. OHHHH
most of those cakes resemble 1930s era mugshots. (Except Ryan Howard’s, his looks like Salvador Dali may have intervened in the rendition.)
“A+” for effort, but “C” for execution.
Ruiz was probably the best and most true to his appearance. Cliff Lee looked like a fugitive from a chain gang.
Polanco is missing the alien head shape, ryan howard looks like a 1930s black-splotation film star, cliff looks like a younger version of that farm couple painting with the pitch fork
http://www.soundentistry.com/storage/Grant_Wood_e.jpg
and Halladay looks like Rocky after a few rounds with Clubber Lang, chase utley does look like mike myers, and shane looks like an asian Dwayne The Rock Johnson, hunter pence looks like Cleatus the slack jawed yockal from Simpson, all he needs is a little hobo hankerchief sack tied to the bat, and he could be a bum… But chooch, he actually looks good…. love Chooch, needless to say i looked at each one of them and would eat EVERY SINGLE CAKE! not in one sitting of course!
i actually thought they were all pretty amazing. trying to draw a person with a pencil is hard enough, go try to smear some icing and make it look like a circle, let alone a professional athlete.
They are actually 4″x6″ sugar cookies. These guys are hand painted.
Chase’s cake would be poisoned cause he hates cake eaters (the rest of MLB)
That looks like Dan Uggla with Chase’s jersey.
damn utley head has swollen to the size of bonds head after the roids
Gay
mmmmmm Chase Utley!
Looks like Eric Byrnes
Yummy. Also, your caption made me giggle.
Looks like they took Werth’s head and pastried it onto Halladays body loll.
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-lHxv3WAk7KQ/TnNSVWPT8ZI/AAAAAAAAK9I/ltnu2ZVOKkI/s400/IMG_8402.JPG
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