Morning Puck: Scoring, Lots of Scoring

Screen Shot 2011-10-19 at 9.08.06 AMCooter and Harry Z, Photo courtesy Flyers

Oh they’re soooo deep. Mmm.

The Ottawa Senators suck, let’s be real clear about that. But the Flyers smoked our Canadian friends, 7-2. Take a look at this stat sheet, translated as ages, not names: [Flyers goals]









Good lord. So young. So fresh. The Flyers had seven goals, three fights, and two career-first goals.

Sean Couturier – nickname Cooter – spoke with Coatsey after the game. There’s a vigorous Twitter debate about what’s on his neck: hickey or pimple. You decide.

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via (@getzy89) and (@BrauckDaddy)

Harry Zolnierczyk, who is shown above with Cooter and also scored his first goal last night, has been featured on this site before. Back in college, where Z performed moves like this, Harry got in some trouble with the law when he helped record his buddy having sex with an underage girl. Quite frankly, it sounds a lot worse than it was.

As always, Dave Isaac has your full recap. Your photo gallery is here. And your highlights are after the jump.

H/T to Ant for the links

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27 Responses

  1. @Al…Noticed the same thing and text my buddy the same thing. My buddy thought maybe he was hurt or something. He just seemed really pissed off. I know sometimes they go to the bench and up the shoot when away but he just seemed like he didn’t care…Hope it doesn’t have to do with his role on the team. Maybe he really wanted the shutout against a crappy team to help him get more starts…

  2. “Harry got in some trouble with the law when he helped record his buddy having sex with an underage girl. Quite frankly, it sounds a lot worse than it was.”
    Wait, what? From the article, it sounds like Harry Z knowingly violated the young girl’s privacy, then tried to lie about it, and then let his teammate take the fall before he was eventually charged. That sounds pretty bad to me.
    I’ll be thrilled of he becomes a productive member of the Flyers, and it’s not like he’s Billy Tibbetts or anything, but I don’t see what good comes from trying to minimize what he did.

  3. Anybody else notice that Cooter, at 6’4″, sounds JUST like Danny Briere? Not even because of the French accent, but the tone, the sound, they sound EXACTLY alike. Crazy. Then again, Cooter probably hasn’t hit puberty yet, so it’ll get deeper. Also- hickey. Definitely hickey. All those college co-eds need someone to fill them up with Richie and Carts being gone.
    Hey Kyle- you listed those ages. It gave me wood (miss you, Morning Wood). Amazing. I remember you, in your post-mortem analysis, listed the ages of the Phils line up in 2008 and then this year. Dare I say, the Flyers lineup has that young, hungry, championship caliber? (!!) depth? I sure hope so.

  4. Neither of those 2 goals were Bobs fault. He played an amazing game, and the fact that he himself apparently still is not satisfied with that kind of game is great. I hope he knows he played awesome, but if he wants to shoot for perfection, then shit who are we to stop him? Meanwhile…its a hickey. Lets be real. LETS GO FLYERS.

  5. It was great to see all that scoring off the sticks of the Flyers youngsters. And the experts say we’re gonna have trouble scoring with Carter and Richards gone. BAH! So what if Ottawa sucks like a Hoover, you take your gifts when and where you find them.

  6. Tony- not saying it was right. In fact, I called him a “child pornographer” back in March, because that’s technically true. But the charges were for her being underage. At the time, she was 17 and they were like 18. So that’s what I meant, that the underage thing is VERY misleading.

  7. Hicky, pimple, WGAS, WGAF? It could be a pest sting. It could be a goose-egg from getting hit by a stick or puck even… He’s not dead and playing, and playing rather well. That’s making it easier for Homer what to do when the 10 games are up.
    Tony, let it go. Nobody else cares anymore. Boyo keeps dragging it up because it’s his sorry-arsed attempt at humor.
    I think Bobs got mad because he needed to get the shutout so that the Flyers Org would get his girlfriend a visa. Else if he didn’t get the shutout, the final option would be for her to “temporarilly” marry Max Talbot and live in his new domicile to get a green card.
    Does Matt Read have a nickname yet? How-bout:
    * Matt “Read-y”
    * Matt “Read-‘er-n-weep”
    * Matt “Re(a)d-irect”
    PS: I have those Reebok Speedwick shirts Cooter and Harry Zed are sporting, in both colors. Great for weather here in the 33139. Love the raglan sleeve cut; no skindentations when I got a girlie on me shoulders.

  8. @Iron Balls McGinty – Bobs married yo. his girlfriend has a visa by default because its his wife now. pay attention. you call yourself a cb reader. im almost positive Mr. Kyle Scott did an article on that in the summer. Unclutch dude

  9. Hope for his sake it’s a hickey… Maybe he took your advice half-heartedly and moved in with Briere and Co. but stays the weekends at Max Talbot’s where he wheels Talbot’s left overs to the couch.

  10. A terrific time Saturday night. We surprised my parents and they were thriled when they got there..Thank you! I had been told by the photo booth person that pics would be online. Where are they?

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