It figures. It figures that a Phillies fan would win this Red Bull contest to face Tim Lincecum.
The winner? Lance Lampert (unfortunate), whose friends call him “Lancecum” (get it?). He is a 20-year-old from Philadelphia who gets to face Lincecum at spring training next year and will presumably be wearing a Phillies hat when he does. Which means we can fully expect L squared to get buried 0-2 before chasing a slider in the dirt.
Anyway, good luck to Lance. Pretty cool opportunity.