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You mean not good, like one out of a hundred?

I’d say more like one out of a million.

So you’re telling me there’s a chance? Yeah!!!

 

The Phillies sent this email to both full and partial season ticket holders today. It turns out there will be a drawing for Winter Classic tickets and an opportunity to purchase tickets to the alumni and Phantoms games at Citizens Bank Park. So, check your mailboxes, folks. And good luck, you’re going to need it.

H/T to reader Eric and my dad's checked-only-once-a-day inbox