– Shane Victorino, not a fan of CB.
Unfortunately, many of the Google Image results for slappy return this guy:
As if I didn’t hate squirrels enough.
– We have a winner! Congrats to Glyn Richards for his guess of – right on the head – 422 total yards for the Eagles. He's the winner of this week's Six Pack. Email in your inbox, Glyn. You have a $50 Amazon gift card coming your way.
– Donovan McNabb prepared for yesterday’s boner by taking in a Lingerie Football League match on Friday.
– This is horrible: Dan Wheldon and his wife had each other's initials tattooed on their wrists the night before he died.
– The Sixers sale has been completed for the fifth time in three weeks.
– And finally, two girls left Tony La Russa a vagina cake in his hotel suite.
That’s all, folks. Slappy out.