Graham Spanier, The Worst University President in the History of The World, May Be Voted Out Today

Spanier_clintonThe definition of sexual relations is fuzzy, Graham. Go with that.

Graham Spanier may very well be floating down the Susquehanna on a raft right now, trying to seamlessly blend in with women and children. But if he's not… well, then he'll probably be shitcanned later today: [Lehigh Valley Live]

Penn State University President Graham Spanier will either resign or be voted out by the end of today, a source close to the board of trustees told The Express-Times. 

An interim president, most likely Executive Vice President and Provost Rodney A. Erickson, will be appointed and a nationwide search for a permanent replacement will begin, according to the source who requested anonymity.

 

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18 Responses

  1. We must always fear the wicked. But there is another kind of evil that we must fear most, and that is the indifference of good men.
    Clean house.

  2. Clean house, save face, WE ARE PENN STATE. I think JoePa will be out by this time next week. How can he continue to coach? There’s now way the Board of Trustees can have him coach a bowl game. Hire a Prez and get that Prez to get Urban Meyer.

  3. I hope he’s not trying to seamlessly blend in with children, that’s what got Sandusky in this mess in the first place.

  4. Where is the Iron Balls McGinty comment?
    Also I’m working on a tasteful Sandusky / Santorum joke I think it’s going to be huge.

  5. “Where is the Iron Balls McGinty comment?”
    OK Meez, I wasn’t going to say anything because it’s right that they should clean house with EVERYONE involved, but…
    Kiddie Diddling is one of the most hayness crimes you could ever commit; it’s right up there with mass-murder—the real kind, not the kind according to Ryan Miller: https://www.crossingbroad.com/2011/04/lindy-ruff-and-ryan-miller-whine.html interperitation
    And consensual adultry like Clinton did as The Pres is nowhere close to as bad; especially with Hillry being OK with it.
    And I say if he bought it with his presidential expense account, Spanier must return that chinchilla rug on his head so that the univeristy can ebay it to compensate the victims of the diddling.
    PS:
    How ironic it’d be if that was the “Sandusky Blitz” that they were licking:
    https://www.crossingbroad.com/2011/11/the-penn-state-creamery-is-probably-going-to-want-to-remove-the-sandusky-blitz-from-its-menu.html

  6. Fun Fact about Bill Clinton: He’s the only person to ever get more than one flavor of ice cream on a cone at the Penn State Creamery.
    …Just trying to look on the bright side…

  7. Ha ha, Tom Ridge. Penn State’s terror alert level is already red. What the fuck is his old white ass going to do to help?

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