Hunter Pence Returned From His Cabo Trip With Playmate Shannon James to Learn That the Phillies Acquired Ty Wigginton

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HP3 returned from Cabo, where he and Shannon James went ziplining, presumably among many other things (like delicious breakfasts and earth-bending Playmate sex). He's happy Wiggy is a Phillie. We're happy Hunter is happy. Shannon James is happy Hunter is a baseball player. Wiggy is happy because he's strung out on Red Bull. Everyone is happy.


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  1. He needs a girl that’s a brunette with huge boobs. This girl may be sort of attractive…but looking at her, the first word that comes to mind is “paramecium.”

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