Video: Our Favorite Hefty Eagles Fan is Back with His Post-Game Rant

Kyle Scott - November 27, 2011

Our favorite Eagles fan, eatdatpussy445, is back and… well, he’s not happy.

It takes him a few minutes to get going, but some highlights:

“What the fuck you doing play-action fakes for, n*$@a? You ain’t ran the damn ball all game. We got one of the best motherfucking running backs in the league, if not the best running backs in the league.”

 

And the 5:57 Wes Welker nutting rant is worth watching, too. 

Somewhere in the midst of all that incoherence is a sound line of reasoning, citing specific plays, a few stats, and, um, lots of n-words.

The forlorn part 2 is after the jump.

14 Comments

  • matt November 27, 2011 at 10:07 pm

    What’s worse, that this guy might have actually expected a win, or that I’d rather listen to him than The Gov after a game?

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  • Lars Ulrich November 27, 2011 at 10:39 pm

    Golly.

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  • Juan Castillo November 27, 2011 at 10:44 pm

    He must be the black angry Greg Ryan

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  • Mikebiff November 27, 2011 at 10:53 pm

    I want 11:18 to 11:25 to be the ringtone on my phone

    Reply
  • Chris Langille November 27, 2011 at 11:23 pm

    Holy shit, that was classic!

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  • Larry David November 28, 2011 at 12:19 am

    Fat fuck is speaking the truth

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  • KarlB November 28, 2011 at 1:21 am

    Stop deleting comments just because I said a different blog was better than you.

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  • ThePhillyFlash November 28, 2011 at 4:20 am

    Brilliant! eatdatpussy445 is my dawg! However, I have to correct him on one point, he said that Patriots fans told him their team would win, I’m sad to say there were Eagles fans who thought the Pats would win too!

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  • Steven McCarthy November 28, 2011 at 5:10 am

    The dude is right man. to have so many good players and suck like that is a crime. No, its sorry ass coaching. Whomever is calling the defense needs to be fired. The Patriots defense has nobody but they play as a team. They play with disciplne. They have mental toughness. They give up yards but you aint geeting in the end zone. On paper, Philly was the team to beat its an all-pro team. Yeah Fat Fuck I feel your pain

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  • Andrew Mc November 28, 2011 at 7:37 am

    My advice. Please stop posting this guys videos.

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  • Junod November 28, 2011 at 8:16 am

    This heavyset African American looks like he enjoys his cheeseburgers

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  • Small Balls McGinty November 28, 2011 at 8:33 am

    @Karlb- if u don’t like the site don’t read it

    Reply
  • GORDON November 28, 2011 at 12:51 pm

    I shouldn’t laugh, but he’s just as good as Angry Greg.

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  • fzgxsyiu December 10, 2011 at 3:47 am

    patrick willis reebok jersey

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