Here’s YouTube user eatdatpussy445 (a name which leads us to believe that there may be 444 others with a similar moniker) ranting (tantrum?) over yesterday’s shameful loss to the Cardinals. It’s 10 minutes long, and while the whole thing is worth a watch, the real fun begins at the 2:51 mark.
A highlight:
This has to be the worst, worst, worst, worst, worst, worst, fucking worst defense ever. These sorry motherfucking linebackers, they can’t do shit. They lettin’ Beanie Wells run all over them.
The Juan Castillo rant at 6:30 is fun, too.
As you might imagine, the language is NSFW.
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can he play LB? at least he would give his all…
2 awesome things I noticed:
1. He get spit on his lip and says excuse me, as if that’s the only thing rude in his racist, profanity-laced rant.
2. He calls Andy Reid fat. That dude is as fat or fatter than Andy Reid.
I’ve been a fan of EDP445 for a while now. THIS video is nothing. Watch his first 2 videos from after the Eagles loss to the 49ers. Classic stuff right there.
4:10 mark: “I’m gonna have high blood pressure man”. I seriously think you already have that problem.
This video summed up how i felt after every single lose this season.
Looks like he was working his way thru a bucket of KFC when he installed his Dell.
he referenced a dude from everybody loves raymond, classic.
http://www.youtube.com/user/eatdatpussy445
he made a follow up video, funny
The 2011 Philadelphia Eagles, 9 weeks, of Philadelphia, died peacefully of complications due to coaching and lack of intensity, on a crisp, sunny, Sunday afternoon, November 13, 2011. The team was surrounded by family, fans, and sorrow in its home stadium as it passed.
Services: Memorial, 10 a.m. Wednesday, Lincoln Financial Field, 11th Street and Pattison Avenue, Philadelphia, PA. Contributions: In lieu of flowers, memorial donations may be made to the church of Let’s Go Flyers or the See You Next Year Foundation.
This poor fellow just might have more problems to worry about than his poorly coached, shitty, shitty football team.
The “Everyone Loves Raymond” mention was priceless. He lost all cred.
Ryan Howard is PISSED.
Awesome video, passion, lil crazy but none the less awesome….love laughing at this…keep em’ coming!
a whiter, more polite version of eatdatpussy…..http://network.yardbarker.com/nfl/article_external/this_eagles_fan_seems_very_upset/8082109
Kids never eaten a pussy in his life.
His name talks about eating p—, and his weight. lol…. That reminds me of the time, while driving to Camden I saw a car with this across the top of the windshield. “fuck a ho” no lie, an actual driving car said that.
Who would let that fat fucking clown eat their pussy….maybe he licked his mom’s pussy during birth but that’s the closest he’s ever been
He left in the part where his mom yells at him? He’s asking to be trolled.
“your momma want you”
how can u say the real fun begins at the 2:51 mark???!?! i was crying from laughing so hard about :30 seconds in. Oh my god thank u so much for posting this, it really brightened up the day of this heart broken eagles fan! I’m subscribing to this guy IMMEDIATELY
Oh. My. God. That was absolutely outrageous! Laughed from start to finish! And I’ve added this to my YouTube favorites list as this was a rant for the ages. Short and sweet, he’s my hero!
this is so much better
I think this guy cares more about the Eagles than any of the actual Eagles do.