Kate Upton Pokes Sean Avery

Not literally, thankfully.

You probably already hate Sean Avery. And in the coming weeks, with the hype and hysteria surrounding the Winter Classic and HBO’s 24/7, you’re most likely going to develop an intense dislike for other Rangers and their coach, John Tortorella, too. As such, we’ll do our best to make fun at the Broadway Blueshirts any chance we get (a good place to start would be their Broadway Hat, the fedora given to their star of the game which will undoubtedly be jammed down our throats on 24/7). 

Today, the NY Daily News featured this little two-week-old tidbit about a Twitter confrontation between Avery and owner of big boobs Kate Upton.

After attending a Rangers game against the Penguins last month, Avery Tweeted Upton the following:

@KateUpton since u couldn’t stop looking @HLundqvist30 last night now u can follow him…….#sorryhesmarried. 



Better: Kate responded.

Weren’t you supposed to be focusing on a game?…at least we all agree I wasn’t staring at you.


Boom! Even Kate Upton rips on Sean Avery. You now have three reasons to like her.

Read more: Your Definitive HBO 24/7 Recap


24 Responses

  1. Fact: Kate Upton was born in 1992.
    That made me hurt when I first learned it because it meant one of two things (me being born in 1985): either A) I’m a suck fuck because she’s so hot (if you’re a mid-80s baby like me, you’ll understand why early-90s kids being anything sexual is just wrong) or B) I’m simply getting too fucking old.
    Neither scenario is good.
    But Kate Upton? All kinds of good.
    I personally think that was a poor choice for pictures to put up there, Kyle. All her hotness doesn’t shine through. Not like this one:

  2. Funny how the first thing every single guy, including me, does is go to Wikipedia to see how old she is.
    Born in 1992. My God I’m old.

  3. Hahahahah, keep wankering off to her—it’s the best you’ll ever get. I’m no Avery fan, but none of ya are in a league to get his sloppy seconds, even those he’s-passed-his-prime calibre of sloppy seconds.
    Young Miss Upton’s a hot young thing, no doubt, but if I were to meet her I’d tell here the same thing that Uncle Buck said to Assistant Principle Anita Hogarth:
    Full clip:
    I should sue the producers, they must have based that movie on part of me life.
    But she should visit Pat Burrell’s old cocksman’s condo:
    One look at that and she won’t be able to resist Talbot’s charms hahahahah.
    And JT, what’s a “suck fuck”? Does that mean you take it in both ends at the same time? Hahahahahah

    The Real IBMcG—Often imposterered, never outclassed.

  4. Hey boyos if you ever get tired of reading me funny posts don’t forget I love hard dick in my throat so meet me at Woody’s later and wear a pink scarf hahahahaha!

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