It Took Less Than An Hour For The Claude Giroux-Twitter Oral Sex Offers

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We blocked the name and headshot, because the girl, whom we're calling "Gemma," will probably regret these Tweets. But in case you’re wondering, yes, one of the images in her gallery is of the top of her bikini line.

When Claude Giroux joined Twitter - at around 6 p.m. last night - we fully expected some grammatical panties to be tossed his way. After all, it’s rare that you get a direct-connect to Girouxsalem (© reader Frank). But we weren’t expecting a mass blow job offer… at least not this quickly. 

A few minutes after the above Tweets, Claude carefully chose a 10th person to follow. Gemma got the honor:

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I’m following for research– lay off 

OMGemma was excited:

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And neither could Gemma's followers, most of whom quickly picked up on her new fan, and went from zero to hero in short order.

But alas, Gemma wasn't up to the task, and performed the online equivalent of passing out too early:

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With great power comes great responsibility. Or, in this case, with great power comes no one. Except for maybe Claude Giroux.

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UPDATE: To keep Gemma anonymous – we initially blocked only her handle and face – we've removed all identifying marks from her Twitter account, per the request of Gemma's boyfriend…

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23 Responses

  1. I believe that CB has also made that same standing offer.
    Also, does anyone believe that a decent looking woman would use the words “suck everyone’s dick.”

  2. 1. bitch is orange as fuck
    2. “we’ve removed all identifying marks from her Twitter account, per the request of Gemma’s boyfriend…”

  3. why didn’t she just offer sexual things to giroux? i mean there’s probably guys that would do that oddly enough…

  4. Can we see the “request” of Gemma’s boyfriend? I doubt it was nice. Looking at that body pic, he’s probably a Jersey Shore-type.

  5. “phillies, flyers, pink things, boys in work boots.
    i’m a princess. tweet me to follow you 🙂 ”
    Too bad she really did delete her twitter account after all, because I’ll fuck this “girrrl” whose real name rhymes with “eggy”, even though she already has a boyfriend.

  6. I love how she offered “awesome” blowjobs to everyone. She seems a bit presumptuous in her suggested endeavors.

  7. That image is not exactly “all over” the internet but I have my doubts it’s one tweeting chick.

  8. Hahahahahahah I would be embarressed and scared to be her boyfriend too, because all the time I know the first chance Gemma gets to do a bit of the Girouxshag she’ll be dumping boyfriend’s sorry old arse hahahahah.
    Hahahahahah what a Gemma is! Come on boyfriend, don’t be a pussy! Her own haynonniebooboo ain’t worth the effort if she’s gonna put it out for everyone like that. Better to just stick with the proffessional girls like I do, because they’ll be much cheaper than Gemma in the long run, and probably even better in techneek!

  9. She may have deleted her Twitter account but you can still laugh at how dumb this girrrl is on her yfrog. Things on the internet never go away– kind of like this raging boner she’s given me but won’t take care of like she said she publicly said she would.

  10. She’s not hot…she has no tits and flabby legs. She’s also as orange as shit. You don’t need a spray tan if your going to be in the sun. This bitch is a retard.

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