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We blocked the name and headshot, because the girl, whom we're calling "Gemma," will probably regret these Tweets. But in case you’re wondering, yes, one of the images in her gallery is of the top of her bikini line. 

When Claude Giroux joined Twitter - at around 6 p.m. last night - we fully expected some grammatical panties to be tossed his way. After all, it’s rare that you get a direct-connect to Girouxsalem (© reader Frank). But we weren’t expecting a mass blow job offer… at least not this quickly. 

A few minutes after the above Tweets, Claude carefully chose a 10th person to follow. Gemma got the honor:

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I’m following for research– lay off 

OMGemma was excited:

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And neither could Gemma's followers, most of whom quickly picked up on her new fan, and went from zero to hero in short order.

But alas, Gemma wasn't up to the task, and performed the online equivalent of passing out too early:

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With great power comes great responsibility. Or, in this case, with great power comes no one. Except for maybe Claude Giroux.

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Peace.

UPDATE: To keep Gemma anonymous – we initially blocked only her handle and face – we've removed all identifying marks from her Twitter account, per the request of Gemma's boyfriend…