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E.T., bringing the heat: White Jeff Carter v-neck? Check. "Fuck yeah" lip bite? Count it. Sig. other making smoochy face and rocking matching Mardi Gras lanyards while eating on some outdoor patio with palm growing in the background? Yessssss, count it, and the fouuuul!

Last night, before and after a lopsided win against the Pistons, Evan Turner wanted to inform us all that he has a girlfriend. Meep meep!

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Ohh play on playa.

As you might expect, this is my girlfriend, go check her out Tweets are among my favorite kind of Tweets. I immediately fired up the Google and Twitter machines.

Here’s what we got: Chels Cbella (full name?), an upbeat, seemingly religious, slender and (NBA-mandated) busty Philly girl who loves to make kissy face has been dating ET for at least a few months (judging by Tweets like this). 

Chels appreciated the public gesture by ET:

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I feel all warm inside. A full pictorial, for your viewing pleasure, is after the jump. Well played, Mr. Turner.

All pictures via Chels' Twitter

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