And Now, A Pictorial of Evan Turner’s Girlfriend

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E.T., bringing the heat: White Jeff Carter v-neck? Check. "Fuck yeah" lip bite? Count it. Sig. other making smoochy face and rocking matching Mardi Gras lanyards while eating on some outdoor patio with palm growing in the background? Yessssss, count it, and the fouuuul!

Last night, before and after a lopsided win against the Pistons, Evan Turner wanted to inform us all that he has a girlfriend. Meep meep!

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Ohh play on playa.

As you might expect, this is my girlfriend, go check her out Tweets are among my favorite kind of Tweets. I immediately fired up the Google and Twitter machines.

Here’s what we got: Chels Cbella (full name?), an upbeat, seemingly religious, slender and (NBA-mandated) busty Philly girl who loves to make kissy face has been dating ET for at least a few months (judging by Tweets like this). 

Chels appreciated the public gesture by ET:

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I feel all warm inside. A full pictorial, for your viewing pleasure, is after the jump. Well played, Mr. Turner.

All pictures via Chels' Twitter

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59 Responses

  1. Those messages are not “at least a few months” type messages.
    I’d say, 2 weeks. Plus, ET has been going to “WHITE GIRL WEDNESDAYS” parties in the city up until last month. Looks like he found one that’s down with the brown pole.

  2. she has tweets about him and his family going back to early jan (click the link), so I’m saying since the start of the season, at least

  3. not a fan of duck faces but if ET ever brought her into the morrell tav, I will pull a robbery on his a$$ & take her home

  4. Really, Kyle? You have to stoop as low as stalking athlete’s girlfriends now to attract page viewers to your site? Get a life, a real job and a sense of compassion for those that want to keep their personal relationships private. Just because someone tweets about it, that doesn’t give you the right to heckle a significant other. You’re not a gossip blogger, but you are most certainly a pathetic excuse for a sports blogger.

  5. The Extra terrestrial should tear a hole in all his trojans and impregnate this fine little gold digger. No way his ugly ass is headed up the pussy laddder. Top notch stalking Kyle, well done!

  6. Really Kyle Scott’s Mom?? ET is tweeting that shit and blowing her up himself. They are looking for the attention….they know the world they live in. Twitter (way too much for me) and blogs are not new to anyone. If they wanted to be private, they would send a text or make a phone call. Quit trying to be the holier than thou douche.

  7. I hate when white girls decide to look like they are actually black girls.
    Whatever I prefer women who don’t go for the brothers.

  8. Agree with Bill. Insanity, one photo she is black the next she is white. Good work ET, she is smokin hot though. And to Kyle Scotts Mother, get back in the kitchen and make me some pancakes

  9. went to school with this girl at Temple…and I am pretty sure “white girl wednesday’s” is a temple thing?? makes sense now.

  10. @ Kyle Scott’s Mother “Ma the meatloaf?!?!?!
    @ everyone else “I never know what she’s doing in there”

  11. I went to temple with this chick & she double teamed friends of mine yo. ET wrap it up brother & tell her to stop the kissy faces

  12. She looks like she can suck a tennis ball thru a tennis racket!!!!
    Probably even a golf ball thru a garden hose!!!
    Maybe even suck start a Harley!!!

    1. you’ll have to stop this nonsense how would you feel if someone talk about your chick or your mom? it is not good 2 down grade or talk about anyone.leave my man Evan Turner alone and and his check if he’s happy that’s all that matters! all your hater get a life.

  13. I’m convinced girls make those stupid kissy faces because there’s a vacuum where their brains used to be.

  14. Another white girl ruined. I wonder what her father did to disappoint him like this. She might as well just jumped on a stripper pole or done porn.

  15. Kyle, how jealous are you that even Evan Turner with his mutant voice can get a women and you have to stick with your fake girlfriend? Mrs.CB is your right hand…

  16. ET has now entered the rankings of “Philly athlete without a beat ass wife/girlfriend.”
    There’s like 5. Man, is he lucky. Philly players usually end up with the beatest looking chicks.

  17. So what’s her name?
    Its Chelsea something-italian.
    Somebody out there has nudes she texted. Post ’em!!

  18. Now I know where ET is stickin his enlongated, light up finger! yea boy! Morrell Tavern rules!

  19. Her Dad must have left when she was born, once that happens, it’s usually porn, stripping or black cock

  20. Mother fucking duck face. Duck face is such a turn off.. I can’t believe women still do this shit.

  21. His old girl was some bull dyke from Ohio State, he loves the white girls and I do too black chicks are fugly

  22. She is seriously hot.
    AND WHAT’S WITH ALL THE DUMBASS RACISTS POSTING HERE? Total tun off for Crossingbroad Kyle. If you’re moving up in the world, time to ban people because you’re turning folks off when they read that crap.

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