And Now, A Pictorial of Evan Turner’s Girlfriend

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E.T., bringing the heat: White Jeff Carter v-neck? Check. "Fuck yeah" lip bite? Count it. Sig. other making smoochy face and rocking matching Mardi Gras lanyards while eating on some outdoor patio with palm growing in the background? Yessssss, count it, and the fouuuul!

Last night, before and after a lopsided win against the Pistons, Evan Turner wanted to inform us all that he has a girlfriend. Meep meep!

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Ohh play on playa.

As you might expect, this is my girlfriend, go check her out Tweets are among my favorite kind of Tweets. I immediately fired up the Google and Twitter machines.

Here’s what we got: Chels Cbella (full name?), an upbeat, seemingly religious, slender and (NBA-mandated) busty Philly girl who loves to make kissy face has been dating ET for at least a few months (judging by Tweets like this). 

Chels appreciated the public gesture by ET:

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I feel all warm inside. A full pictorial, for your viewing pleasure, is after the jump. Well played, Mr. Turner.

All pictures via Chels' Twitter

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  • DuckHunt February 29, 2012 at 9:31 am

    Sweet Duckface.

  • Mr. Kenish February 29, 2012 at 9:36 am

    Duck faces make me sick. don’t get why chicks think that’s hot

  • Dot Head February 29, 2012 at 9:41 am

    Those messages are not “at least a few months” type messages.
    I’d say, 2 weeks. Plus, ET has been going to “WHITE GIRL WEDNESDAYS” parties in the city up until last month. Looks like he found one that’s down with the brown pole.

  • Bill February 29, 2012 at 9:42 am

    It some pictures she looks black and in others she looks white. This is madness.

  • Kyle Scott February 29, 2012 at 9:43 am

    she has tweets about him and his family going back to early jan (click the link), so I’m saying since the start of the season, at least

  • Marky from The Morrell Tavern February 29, 2012 at 9:45 am

    not a fan of duck faces but if ET ever brought her into the morrell tav, I will pull a robbery on his a$$ & take her home

  • PK February 29, 2012 at 9:48 am

    Ok player! Wish you had as much game on the court as you do with these fine ladies…

  • Kyle Scott's Mother February 29, 2012 at 9:49 am

    Really, Kyle? You have to stoop as low as stalking athlete’s girlfriends now to attract page viewers to your site? Get a life, a real job and a sense of compassion for those that want to keep their personal relationships private. Just because someone tweets about it, that doesn’t give you the right to heckle a significant other. You’re not a gossip blogger, but you are most certainly a pathetic excuse for a sports blogger.

  • FACE February 29, 2012 at 9:55 am


  • MM February 29, 2012 at 9:59 am

    The Extra terrestrial should tear a hole in all his trojans and impregnate this fine little gold digger. No way his ugly ass is headed up the pussy laddder. Top notch stalking Kyle, well done!

  • AdRock February 29, 2012 at 10:03 am

    Really Kyle Scott’s Mom?? ET is tweeting that shit and blowing her up himself. They are looking for the attention….they know the world they live in. Twitter (way too much for me) and blogs are not new to anyone. If they wanted to be private, they would send a text or make a phone call. Quit trying to be the holier than thou douche.

  • that guy February 29, 2012 at 10:04 am

    I hate when white girls decide to look like they are actually black girls.
    Whatever I prefer women who don’t go for the brothers.

  • Chris Steng February 29, 2012 at 10:14 am

    she looks classy. Good pick-up by Urkel

  • Kyle Scott's Father February 29, 2012 at 10:14 am

    Agree with Bill. Insanity, one photo she is black the next she is white. Good work ET, she is smokin hot though. And to Kyle Scotts Mother, get back in the kitchen and make me some pancakes

  • Bobert Smith February 29, 2012 at 10:17 am

    Do I win Duck Hunt now?

  • ketchup, yo February 29, 2012 at 10:26 am

    went to school with this girl at Temple…and I am pretty sure “white girl wednesday’s” is a temple thing?? makes sense now.

  • DannyMcG February 29, 2012 at 10:31 am

    Fuck Morrell

  • . February 29, 2012 at 10:31 am

    Yea not a big fan of chicks who play on the other side of the trash, jungle fever ho

  • Hey hey February 29, 2012 at 10:31 am

    I got jungle fever, u got jungle fever

  • SL February 29, 2012 at 10:33 am

    Aww, Chels is the sweetest! I’m sure she’d be flattered by your creepy stalking, Kyle.

  • pb February 29, 2012 at 10:35 am

    @ Kyle Scott’s Mother “Ma the meatloaf?!?!?!
    @ everyone else “I never know what she’s doing in there”

  • Tyrone February 29, 2012 at 10:43 am

    I went to temple with this chick & she double teamed friends of mine yo. ET wrap it up brother & tell her to stop the kissy faces

  • Beez Nutz February 29, 2012 at 10:45 am

    its not REALLY jungle fever
    she is Italian soooo … she’s basically black too
    Beez Nutz

  • Dot Head February 29, 2012 at 10:46 am

    She looks like she can suck a tennis ball thru a tennis racket!!!!
    Probably even a golf ball thru a garden hose!!!
    Maybe even suck start a Harley!!!

    • mike January 5, 2014 at 9:42 pm

      you’ll have to stop this nonsense how would you feel if someone talk about your chick or your mom? it is not good 2 down grade or talk about anyone.leave my man Evan Turner alone and and his check if he’s happy that’s all that matters! all your hater get a life.

  • LC February 29, 2012 at 11:10 am

    her dad must be proud of those kissy lip pics

  • EM February 29, 2012 at 11:38 am

    I’m convinced girls make those stupid kissy faces because there’s a vacuum where their brains used to be.

  • No Body Cares! February 29, 2012 at 11:39 am

    Another white girl ruined. I wonder what her father did to disappoint him like this. She might as well just jumped on a stripper pole or done porn.

  • Tina turner February 29, 2012 at 11:50 am

    White chicks r pigs

  • mac February 29, 2012 at 11:52 am

    Religious huh ? Only when its convenient. How cute. ET’s momma has somebody to bring to choir.

  • Jay Grace February 29, 2012 at 11:55 am

    Looks like Kermit the Turner pulled himself a typical gold digging white trash skank.

  • Troll February 29, 2012 at 11:59 am

    Kyle, how jealous are you that even Evan Turner with his mutant voice can get a women and you have to stick with your fake girlfriend? Mrs.CB is your right hand…

  • Coco February 29, 2012 at 12:04 pm

    ET has now entered the rankings of “Philly athlete without a beat ass wife/girlfriend.”
    There’s like 5. Man, is he lucky. Philly players usually end up with the beatest looking chicks.

  • Fatty Fat Fat February 29, 2012 at 12:11 pm

    So what’s her name?
    Its Chelsea something-italian.
    Somebody out there has nudes she texted. Post ’em!!

  • vomit stain behind morrell tavern February 29, 2012 at 12:26 pm

    Now I know where ET is stickin his enlongated, light up finger! yea boy! Morrell Tavern rules!

  • Kyle Scott's Aunt February 29, 2012 at 12:37 pm

    I thought I was the only family member who reads this blog!

  • Dot Head February 29, 2012 at 1:01 pm

    Her Dad must have left when she was born, once that happens, it’s usually porn, stripping or black cock

  • bobHALO February 29, 2012 at 1:06 pm

    Mother fucking duck face. Duck face is such a turn off.. I can’t believe women still do this shit.

  • The Taggart House February 29, 2012 at 1:07 pm

    f*ck Morrell Tav & ET

  • @kingofbluebell February 29, 2012 at 1:21 pm

    It’s a female version of Evan Turner. Are we sure that’s not his sister?

  • Outta wack jacks February 29, 2012 at 1:27 pm

    His old girl was some bull dyke from Ohio State, he loves the white girls and I do too black chicks are fugly

  • Jonny February 29, 2012 at 1:27 pm

    She is seriously hot.
    AND WHAT’S WITH ALL THE DUMBASS RACISTS POSTING HERE? Total tun off for Crossingbroad Kyle. If you’re moving up in the world, time to ban people because you’re turning folks off when they read that crap.

  • Tom Evans February 29, 2012 at 1:29 pm

    wt girls love duck face pics

  • Common Sense February 29, 2012 at 1:32 pm

    Chels Cbella?
    I think it MIGHT be Chelsea Bella

  • Olllllllld Legs Henderson February 29, 2012 at 1:51 pm

    I’d suck a fart out of her.

  • Penny Gardens February 29, 2012 at 1:51 pm

    Does she have fb

  • Dot Head February 29, 2012 at 3:07 pm

    Old Legs Henderson, even if you seen a turtle head?

  • otro caballo February 29, 2012 at 3:55 pm

    we love you for your stalkiness kyle

  • Tony Smith February 29, 2012 at 4:23 pm

    You’re welcome!/chels.ciao

  • Olllllllld Legs Henderson February 29, 2012 at 4:35 pm

    Of course, Dothead. The things I would eat out of her asshole!

  • The Real Kenny Junod February 29, 2012 at 5:17 pm

    You need a blowdryer for this girls pussy

  • Ryan February 29, 2012 at 5:24 pm

    Wow, she looks pretty good when she isn’t doing that fucking retarded duck face.

  • Corrine February 29, 2012 at 7:02 pm

    She looks like she’s slow

  • Iron Balls McGinty February 29, 2012 at 7:22 pm

    Her parents must be so proud of their lil mudshark

  • Jim February 29, 2012 at 8:36 pm

    Lmao @ these ridic comments

  • Amy February 29, 2012 at 9:35 pm

    Who cares about this white trash ho

  • K Jag February 29, 2012 at 9:52 pm

    A fathers worst nightmare has to be “white girl Wednesdays” @ Temple

  • Joe March 1, 2012 at 1:17 am

    Saw them both at the KOP Mall a couple months back

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