Bernie Parent and This Topless Woman Look Like They Had a Nice Time at Wing Bowl


Fuckin’ Bernie, man.

On Friday, I showed you the interesting pre-Wing Bowl exchange between the Zen-like Kobayashi and Philly notables Tony Luke Jr. and Bernie Parent. It was like worlds colliding– the old goalie and a Philly sandwich king, out of their element as they embraced the Japanese eater. It wouldn't last long, though. About an hour after that exchange, while Kobayashi was well on his way to downing a record 337 wings, reader Daniel informed us that Bernie returned to his element and signed a tit in a luxury suite.

Well, we think our tipster found the breast in question. A very NSFW picture is after the jump.

Never change, Bernie. Never change.




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  • Disappointed February 7, 2012 at 5:28 pm

    It would only be NSFW if that CrossingBroad logo wasn’t there.

  • nate fox February 7, 2012 at 5:33 pm

    Yeah what the Fuck Kyle? We need nip I don’t know anywhere else to find naked girls on the interwebs

  • Dick Trickle February 7, 2012 at 5:35 pm

    NSFW? Maybe if I worked in a god damn elementary school.
    Now post the real picture! Uncensored! Face & tits! Unless of course the face is bad, then leave it censored.

  • Uhh... Not really NSFW February 7, 2012 at 5:39 pm

    This is still kind of SFW. I would categorize it as a ” A very NSFW picture” in Bold & Italics….

  • Uhh... Not really NSFW February 7, 2012 at 5:40 pm

    And by would I meant I would NOT categorize it as a ” A very NSFW picture” in Bold & Italics…

  • JoeyB February 7, 2012 at 5:50 pm

    It’s not a tit without a nipple. You should be ashamed of yourself Kyle.

  • Jose Canseco February 7, 2012 at 6:24 pm

    I bet Bernie had Viagra in his pocket

  • Fat Frank February 7, 2012 at 6:36 pm

    I’m loving how Bernie has been reliving his glory days the last couple months.
    I hope Conklin does a bit on this tomorrow morning.

  • John February 7, 2012 at 6:56 pm

    “Well, we think our tipster found the breast in question. A very NSFW picture is after the jump.”
    I’m pretty sure he said the tipster censored it.

  • a brake-less burning dump truck careening through an intersection heading towards a full school bus February 7, 2012 at 7:16 pm

    Classy lady there. Get a life.

  • Todd J February 7, 2012 at 7:20 pm

    I saw Bernie motor boating a chick at the wingbowl. He’s a fucking legend & the man

  • Andrew Mc February 7, 2012 at 7:23 pm

    Censor that shit over on BoB, ok. Now let’s get some jam on it and post up the pic.

  • Fake tits don't fix everything February 7, 2012 at 7:33 pm

    Decent fakes but it looks like she could give birth to an F150 with those hips.

  • Drunk kenzo February 7, 2012 at 7:36 pm

    I wanna see this cunt’s face n nips

  • Johnny 5 February 7, 2012 at 7:51 pm

    Someone link to the UNCENSORED wing bowl pics

  • Conservative Carl February 7, 2012 at 8:10 pm

    Someone link to the CENSORED wing bowl pics.

  • Frankie Fade from Morrell Barbershop February 7, 2012 at 8:43 pm

    I would love to smell Bernie’s beard

  • SocialMedia February 7, 2012 at 9:03 pm

    You can show her face by the way.
    She got topless in public.
    These aren’t private photos.

  • Iron Balls McGinty February 7, 2012 at 9:07 pm

    Yeah why is Kyle protecting this whore??? This isn’t a token incident
    Often imitated… Never outclassed

  • Bryz's glove February 7, 2012 at 10:41 pm


  • Social Media February 8, 2012 at 6:57 am

    @Iron Balls
    He doesn’t want to get sued.
    I can understand that, but in this case he’s fine.
    “I didn’t mean for EVERYONE to see my tits. Just the 19,000 that were there.”
    Again, these aren’t private photos.

  • PhillySouth February 8, 2012 at 7:50 am

    Are we sure SHE didn’t in fact eat 337 wings? Just judging by her gut and hips….

  • TCR February 8, 2012 at 8:08 am

    I’m sure there are permanent knuckle indents in the back of her head … eeyore, eeyore

  • Casey Anthony February 8, 2012 at 5:41 pm

    She looks a little like Mrs CB to me..

  • Rewida February 19, 2012 at 9:52 am

    Posted on um, so huiorials. a)you are brave to post this.b)i am still LOL-ing.but it is awesome that you tried first time stopping by your blog. can’t wait to browse all your fails!

  • Mark February 19, 2012 at 12:41 pm

    Just wteand to ask you about what should be in this synopsis.Do I tell the whole story with spoilers and everything, or do I just touch on what the story consists of without spoiling anything. Or does both count?Thanks

  • Alung February 19, 2012 at 9:15 pm

    Terima kasih atas link nya Mas Heri! Tapi di eztv sudah di cek belum torernt nya? Vertor berbeda dari situs penyedia torernt lain (seperti pizzatorernt, isohunt, dll.) karena torernt yang masuk sudah di verifikasi (kecuali situs torernt private/membership based seperti demonoid, dll.).

  • Kenta February 19, 2012 at 9:32 pm

    Sama2 Mas smiaumalas (*nick yang aneh* )Blom sempet daftar, abis dari sini nya lamban banget bisa dipindahin gak hostingnya

  • Izem February 19, 2012 at 9:50 pm

    Elena, siinhng is not only about professional development. I think we should strive to be better human beings and i see no problem in constantly trying to develop our ability to forgive or love, for example.

  • Amru February 19, 2012 at 10:50 pm

    Raluca, puzaicaltrirezi. 🙂 Nu am scris nicaieri ca trebuie sa faci echipa cu oricine. Spuneam doar ca fara o echipa (de orice fel), esti nimeni. Insa responsabilitatea alegerii echipei iti apartine in totalitate. Tu trebuie sa decizi. Daca nu decizi tu, va decide altcineva in locul tau.

  • Mark February 20, 2012 at 2:45 am

    Maverick: piitovrt, armonie, rezonanta, context. mie imi suna a nevoie de adaptare (care nu e blamabila)insa daca vedem adaptarea ca o necesitate doar intr-un context ostil , atunci forta individuala inseamna tot timpul risipa de energie. Corect?

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