Ruben Amaro Showed Up At This Elderly Couple’s Front Door

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This is the how every one of Ed Wade’s recurring nightmares starts out– with Ruben Amaro ringing his doorbell before robbing him of all his worldly possessions.

Earlier today, Amaro, his tinted sunglasses, and swinging-dick stopped by the home of Raymond and Adele DiCrescenzo to hand deliver their 2012 Phillies season tickets (!!!). Rube brought with him the box of tickets, a jersey, the Phillie Phanatic… and a throng of media, which included Jennaphr Frederick carrying both the FOX and CBS mics (we saw that, Jenn). 

Rube quickly tired of the smalltalk after a few moments of pleasantries and deferred to the more extroverted Phanatic. But, just after cameras shut off, the GM returned to the house, ransacked the DiCrescenzo’s refrigerator, and borrowed Adele for a few moments. All Raymond was left with were the tickets, the jersey, and three players-to-be-named-later.

Video after the jump.

Reals: Raymond was the man who was hit by a car outside CBP last year, so this one just warms the heart on this Valentine's Day. Ruben did not ransack his fridge nor steal his wife. That was hyperbole. We think.

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14 Responses

  1. Jen-Hap-Her Frederick is fucking awful.
    A beast to look at and a terrible media personality.
    Of course ALL the FOX people are beasts.
    KerriLee was the only one worth watching.

  2. Did the tickets come with free parking? If not that gift is still till gonna cost them $1200 to park this season.

  3. Rube found out that the man was over 35 and Latin, he proceeded to offer him a two year MLB gauranteed contract.

  4. Im wearing something phillies atleast 80% of the time so yeah I’d say if you’re that big of a fan you could most certainly just happen to be wearing a phillies jersey.

  5. “It was a complete surprise”, said the old guy already dressed in his perfectly clean white Phillies jersey.

  6. Kinda surprised Rube didn’t offer the gentleman a 1-year contract to cover 1B until Ryan comes back.

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