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I wish I was this creative.

There are plenty of other current and former Eagles over on the National Foodball League Tumblr account, including "Asante Salmons" and "Spaghetti Mitchell."

 

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Also coming in from the Department of Weird is Meowjer League Baseball, which includes Ryan Meoward. No explanation needed.

H/T Hardball Talk