Guess Which Phillie Got Hurt Today

Kyle Scott - March 20, 2012

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Somewhere, Wilson Valdez pitches a scoreless 19th.

Pic via Mini Marts' hilarious Facebook page


  • I told you so March 20, 2012 at 4:37 pm

    I don’t care about Martinez, something about the consistent errors bug me.

  • OneManWolfpack March 20, 2012 at 5:57 pm

    My guess is Michael Martinez.

  • 3 Finger Lenny March 20, 2012 at 7:39 pm

    Addition by subtraction

  • Big Dick Daddy March 20, 2012 at 7:58 pm

    Have to agree with lenny here. Why is it that you idiots constantly think guys like michael martinez and wilson valdez are actually good. Neither belong on this team. Dopes

  • Joe "Nickles" Banner March 20, 2012 at 8:26 pm

    Nice pants, faggot.

  • Bob March 20, 2012 at 10:11 pm

    Good. I hated that spic

  • James March 21, 2012 at 8:09 am

    More like: “Somewhere, Wilson Valdez grounds in to another doule play.”
    Why still the love affair with Valdez? It isn’t just this site, I’ve heard plenty of Phillies fans talk about him and make it sound like we are somehow going to miss him. Yes, the scoreless 19th inning was cool to watch but come on, had Valdez been an everyday guy he would have set records for GIDP! There are tons Wilson Valdez’s and Michael Martinez’s out there, it’s all just a matter of sifting through the leftovers.

  • Chollie Manuel March 21, 2012 at 12:48 pm

    Freddy Galvis just became the Phils’ most valuable middle infielder. Pete Orr just made the big team.

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