Jamie Moyer: The Ageless Wonder

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"I'm going to throw this now… it'll get there eventually."

The man will not quit.

Jamie Moyer pitched four perfect innings for the Rockies last night in his bid to earn a spot in the Rockies Major League rotation. The old dog keeps reinventing his tricks, and showing that he's still a fuckin' boss.

Per Yahoo! Sports:

Moyer, a 24-year veteran who has won 267 major league games with seven teams, went to a three-ball count only twice and 30 of his 45 pitchers were strikes.

“Was I quick enough for you tonight,” Moyer joked after a typical outing with pin-point control and a below 80-mph fastball. “At this stage it’s all about progress, making a little bit each time. I feel I moved forward tonight.”

His fastball doesn't reach 80 miles per hour.

One more time…

His fastball doesn't reach 80 miles per hour… and hitters don't know what to do about it.

Moyer was a leader in the clubhouse with the Phillies, often telling the younger pitchers that they were fighting to take his spot on the roster. He might be saying much of the same to some of the youngins in Colorado this year.

If he makes this squad, no one is surprised anymore. I'm convinced that he wants to win 300 games and that's why he keeps going. It's almost impossible because he is 33 away, but Moyer is persistent as all hell.

He won't make that goal, but it's pretty awesome to see him try, if, in fact that is where he's aiming.

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30 Comments

  • Raul March 23, 2012 at 1:08 pm

    So- old and delusional = “fuckin’ boss” What? He clocks like 74 mph.

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  • Borat March 23, 2012 at 1:09 pm

    Good for him, hope he makes the team….btw….post pics of the flyers chick from last nights game, they showed her right before faceoff

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  • Johnny March 23, 2012 at 1:17 pm

    Who is this girl from the Flyer’s game EVERYONE is talking about??

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  • Ed Wade's penis March 23, 2012 at 1:21 pm

    @Johnny they showed her in the opening, she was sitting in the front row drinking a beer, blonde with nice tater tots, even my wife said wow she’s smokin

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  • Blonders March 23, 2012 at 1:27 pm

    Johnny she’s my girlfriend, she’s terrible in bed though

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  • Ed Wade's penis March 23, 2012 at 1:42 pm

    @Blonders, who cares, she would be nice to just look at and beat off to

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  • Johnny Nas March 23, 2012 at 1:44 pm

    Post the girl please

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  • Kenny Fisher March 23, 2012 at 1:59 pm

    I roll up on that shorty be like, “What’s up yo?” she be like, “You don’t know 20 different ways to make me call you Big Poppa” cuz I don’t yo!

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  • Bobby Clarke March 23, 2012 at 2:25 pm

    Yes guys, please post this chick from the Flyers TV broadcast last night.
    I missed her when she was on last night. I was too busy getting serviced in the Mercedes-Benz Club bathroom stall by Ed’s wife.
    Bernie was there, I am sure he missed her too.

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  • Bernie Parent March 23, 2012 at 2:29 pm

    Clarke, thanks for shooting your load on my shoe

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  • Bobby Clarke March 23, 2012 at 2:35 pm

    Hey, fuck you Bernie, if it wasn’t for me being who I am, you would be lubing up nursing home chicks instead of tearing apart college chicks.
    What an ingrate!!

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  • sswoody March 23, 2012 at 2:54 pm

    hey didn’t the flyers win a game last night? wouldn’t know judging by this blog. Way to be on top of news about old phillies players though…good job.

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  • Scat lover March 23, 2012 at 3:02 pm

    This blog is shit any more

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  • Jonny March 23, 2012 at 3:16 pm

    Shocked Moyer can even pitch beings his balls must be the size of cantaloupes.

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  • 3 Finger Lenny March 23, 2012 at 3:16 pm

    Old man needs to give it up. You are not getting in the hof, now Beat It punk!

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  • Howard Eskin March 23, 2012 at 3:20 pm

    My beard smells like muff.

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  • Uncle Meat March 23, 2012 at 3:45 pm

    Moyer was thought to have been putting an illegal substance on the ball, but they found it was moss growing on the north side in its slow, high arc.

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  • Jose from Norristown March 23, 2012 at 4:43 pm

    Post the pics of the blond hoe, yo!

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  • ThePhillyFlash March 23, 2012 at 4:49 pm

    Good for Jamie! I hope he makes it as I always thought of him as a class act.

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  • Fuck you March 23, 2012 at 5:14 pm

    This website fuckin blows, I’ll never support any of their sponsors, Kyle, you’re a cunt muffin

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  • Chunk March 23, 2012 at 7:31 pm

    Bash him him all you want, dudes got a world series ring, more then any of you ripping on him.
    And this site is shit anymore.

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  • Bd March 23, 2012 at 8:11 pm

    Fuck you chunk

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  • Big Chin Daddy March 23, 2012 at 10:09 pm

    Moyer looks like Freddie G

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  • DuttyC March 24, 2012 at 12:58 am

    still better than joe blanton. i would love to see moyer back. Anyone remember the 16 foul balls straight he had 2 years back? no batting gloves? man is a legend.

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  • nigga please March 24, 2012 at 10:22 am

    way to let your blog go to shit Kyle…you could learn a thing or two from barstoolsports.com

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  • Mark Casey March 24, 2012 at 10:23 am

    Bear it chunk! Get off my site

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  • Carlos Ruiz March 24, 2012 at 11:04 am

    I eat pink tacos like its my yob.

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  • JT March 24, 2012 at 8:53 pm

    Moyer is a has been

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  • Kate March 25, 2012 at 12:06 am

    Moyer’s the man.

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  • the ghost of leonard tose March 25, 2012 at 4:21 am

    theres a pale horse comin….and im gonna ride it…my fates decided….im a dead man throwin…
    give it up jamie

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