Yes, Someone Actually Made An “I’m At The Park” Parody of I’m On A Boat (Nationals Edition)

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Speechless. Someone actually did this.

Here are the lyrics. Audio and video is below.

I’m at the park, I’m at the park.

Nats Nation look at me, ‘cause I’m cheering at the park.

I’m at the park, I’m at the park.

#FUphilly fans that come creeping in our park

I’m at the park Nats fans, take a look at me.

Sittin pretty in the park of my favorite team,

Hitting long drives off of a Cliff Lee fastball

Scoreboard check Philly fans cause we’re whoopin’ ass now

Take a picture Screech, It’s time for Nats/Phillies

Ryan Howard the clown vs Zimmerman’s heat

I’m in my Zim shirt and I’m Philly stopping.

This is Nats Park Philly fans so you must be walking.

I’m watching presidents race in-between innings.

Philly fans can relate to Teddy, never winning Superbowls???

But we ain’t Phils fans, we as real as it gets cough bandwagon cough

We are Nats Nation dumb Phanatic and don’t forget it.

I’m at the park and a long ball’s flying.

I caught a monster home run from the Z-Man.

I’m the king of the world, at the park on MASN.

If you’re sitting at home than you’re not a real Nats fan.

Get your butt up #FUPhilly is real!

3-2 bottom nine all you Nats fans.

Papelbon in a bind all you Nats fans.

Zimmerman is walking off all you Nats fans.

Philly fans leavin’ cryin’ all you Nats fans.

Hey Nats you should see me now, arms held high in the cheer of the crowd.

Love it when the park gets this loud.

With Stephen Strasburg anything is possible!

Always knew I’d be at the park, where the Nats fans always are.

Nats Nation cheer with me.

Always knew I’d see the day, where we kicked Philly out of the way.

Believe me when I say Bryce Harper all day.


Brace yourself. The video is after the jump.


Somewhere, T-Pain hangs his head.

H/T @JCNast

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  • Hopdevil March 8, 2012 at 12:16 pm


  • Ian March 8, 2012 at 12:20 pm

    good. god.
    Why even bother making that?

  • Pete H March 8, 2012 at 12:23 pm

    These people are quickly transitioning from ‘cute and noble’ to ‘fucking embarassingly pathetic and stupid’ in their attempts to be relevant.

  • T mac's Taint March 8, 2012 at 12:24 pm

    wow, I think I need to gouge my earbrums out.

  • Steve March 8, 2012 at 12:25 pm

    I know they’re going to be competitive in future years, but I hope they fail miserably this year. They’re getting cocky with no history to boast about.

  • RF March 8, 2012 at 12:26 pm

    Crap, I got confused. I just watched a video of a turd being microwaved and this video, and I can’t tell which is which.

  • Skippy March 8, 2012 at 12:28 pm

    Everything this stupid fan base does supports why we’re better in every possible way…keep up the good work Nats Nation!

  • Blonders March 8, 2012 at 12:33 pm

    spectacular fail. i like how he’s a nationals fan but his youtube handle is Cubs444.

  • Strugz March 8, 2012 at 12:34 pm

    Can someone explain to me what in the blue hell has these people all gassed up and gives them ANY reason to be this “overconfident” they haven’t done shit but be the Phillies’ bitch the last 3-4 seasons…they need to pipe down until they actually win at least a playoff game, OR, actually get into the playoffs….bunch of lames, better ask the Eagles about what being hype will get you.

  • tom March 8, 2012 at 12:37 pm

    And the hole they are digging gets deeper

  • Hector March 8, 2012 at 12:42 pm

    Fuckin idiots

  • nqa March 8, 2012 at 12:45 pm

    @Strugz, they won the season series against the Phillies last season, which was probably like winning the World Series to them. Of course, the last four of those games came after the Phils had locked up homefield advantage and were playing with no more than half a lineup
    Love how they have nothing to brag about with their baseball team, so they have to bring up Super Bowls. As if their football team has done a damn thing over the past 20 years

  • ThePhillyFlash March 8, 2012 at 12:46 pm

    Christ on a crutch. Calling that nonsense pathetic would actually be kind. If someone played that video for the Phillies down in Clearwater, they’d laugh their asses off, then circle that first date in Washington on their calendars so they can swat those pesky gNats like the miserable bugs they are, and remind their ridiculously loser fanbase of who the REAL king is in NL East.

  • Mr.Blatche March 8, 2012 at 1:05 pm

    I felt like I just lost a piece of my sanity. Can`t wait to kick their butts this year. They will have 80 wins at best.

  • scrapple joe March 8, 2012 at 1:12 pm just named dropped by the dc sports radio host on 97.5
    said he wants to do crossingbroad roadtrip

  • Adam B March 8, 2012 at 1:13 pm

    can someone remind this fucking idiot that the Phils are 59-31 agains the Nats in the last 5 years…

  • Matt March 8, 2012 at 1:20 pm

    Awww, it is so cute when retards try to be like normal people.

  • SD March 8, 2012 at 1:24 pm

    i’m curious what these people are going to do May 1st when the Phils will already have a healthy lead in the NL east

  • SeanPatrickMac March 8, 2012 at 1:27 pm

    …the awkward moment when your embarrassed to be associated with the human race.

  • Muscles March 8, 2012 at 1:36 pm

    Honestly… this has to be a phillies fan pretending to be a nats fan so we can make fun of them… no way this is real!

  • Tom Byrne March 8, 2012 at 1:44 pm

    That video is literally impossible to masterbate to.

  • dan March 8, 2012 at 1:48 pm

    2011: Phillies (+184) Nationals (-19)

  • Teez Nutzz March 8, 2012 at 1:53 pm

    this is the most absurd thing I have ever seen. I’ll see you all at the park #thetakeover

  • El Toro de Upper Darby March 8, 2012 at 1:56 pm

    You have to have more than a fistful of fans in order to be a “Nation,” right?

  • RocOutWithYourDocOut March 8, 2012 at 1:56 pm

    Anything else going on in the World of Sports these days?

  • Larry March 8, 2012 at 1:57 pm

    If Nats were up 3-2 in the ninth Paplebon wouldn’t event be in the game… Idiots.

  • Gray March 8, 2012 at 1:58 pm

    I just….I….

  • Obama March 8, 2012 at 2:01 pm

    even auto tune couldn’t keep him in tune. Plus it sounded like he recorded it on an answering machine… that guy sucks

  • john March 8, 2012 at 2:05 pm

    How many times has “the park [got] this loud”?
    Over/under 3.5
    Either myself or this dude needs to be euthanized right now.

  • 3 Finger Lenny March 8, 2012 at 2:06 pm

    that’s something Chirp would like

  • Bill March 8, 2012 at 2:10 pm

    Wait, they aren’t called the Expos anymore?

  • Mike C March 8, 2012 at 2:50 pm

    wow. That was the most insanely idiotic thing ive ever seen. At no point in that rambling incoherent video was there anything close that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone on this site is now dumber for having watched it. The nats will have no wins, and may god have mercy on their souls

  • roger dorn's contact March 8, 2012 at 3:06 pm

    somewhere, lou brown pulled his cock out and pissed all over this video…

  • 4for4 March 8, 2012 at 3:09 pm

    wow! i was too embarrassed to finish reading!

  • Aaron March 8, 2012 at 3:16 pm

    They are sure working on obtaining the most BAD karma before opening day…. gotta love the over exuberance from these dandelions.
    Its a LONG baseball season, just remember that Nats fans, its a LONGGG season.

  • Austin March 8, 2012 at 3:26 pm

    Sometimes natural selection doesn’t do its job.

  • Ed Snider's Wine March 8, 2012 at 3:28 pm

    Washington is the most irrelevant sports city in the nation. Worse than Cleveland. The Redskins haven’t won anything in 20 years, not even coming close. And the rest of their teams are just absolute jokes.

  • Joe March 8, 2012 at 3:55 pm

    I think that garbage just gave me cancer.

  • Jayson Werth's Buttplug March 8, 2012 at 5:41 pm


  • Lenny's other 2 fingers March 8, 2012 at 6:20 pm

    They are not bandwagon fans yet they get about 2K fans per game….ironic

  • CUBS444 March 8, 2012 at 7:40 pm

    Thank you for participating in this study that fulfills the requirements of my Communication Research Methods Course. The study entitled, Fan Related Computer Mediated Communication: A Content Analysis of Social Media Commentary, will analyze several variables of fan behavior including attitudes towards winning and destructive communication dialogue of rival fans. Thank you for your participation and all responses will be kept confidential.
    P.S. Waiting patiently for my Grammy nomination! LOL

  • John Herbert March 9, 2012 at 5:19 am

    you honestly are trying to say that the nationals even compare to the Phillies is just downright STUPID. when was the last time the nationals won a playoff series. Or the last time they had a better record than the Philles. or even the last time there were more nats fans than Phils fans at one of washingtons home games Phillies fans take over that park when the Phils play there. YOU ARE A COMPLETE IDIOT

  • T-Man March 9, 2012 at 11:02 am

    lol at Nats’ fans, they’re very entertaining

  • Jayson Werth March 9, 2012 at 11:09 am

    It’s sad when you can embarrass T-Pain

  • Dinosaur456 March 9, 2012 at 4:56 pm

    I assume that when one of these teams wins the nl east over the other they will shove it in there faces

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