Jabar Gaffney is Flipping Out at His Former Eagles Teammate and Cousin Lito Sheppard

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Good Lord. Slow your roll, Hoss.  

Four days ago, on April 8, Jabar Gaffney, a former Eagle (ever so briefly), tweeted about his former teammate and cousin Lito Sheppard: 

Lito Sheppard is the biggest pussy mf'er in the world if u c him tell him I said it & it's whatever

 

Well, then… 

Today, in a seemingly unrelated rant (though many are making a connection between the two that I’m not sure is there), Gaffney went in on his soon-to-be ex-wife. And by went in on, I don’t mean he fucked her– he just went stupid nuts.

Meltdown commence! 

4-12 is my anniversary woke up and couldn't find my soon 2 be ex wife anywhere. Fuck dat bitch I can't wait till its final in a few weeks

Feelings are for suckas Neva Eva again. Black heart dead soul!!! Get it how u live & I'm outta here

My beef wit Lito don't got nothing to do bout a girl he just a person I don't fuck wit he lame to me so don't hit me up wit that.

Ain't nobody fucked my wife but for anybody saying any slick shit better watch ur girl and not let me get hold to her

Last tweet: bitches ain't grateful no matter what u do for em. Homeboys will change on u. I keeps it 100 don't read into that's all it is. 

I'm done tweetin all u smart asses i be in da 904, 407 & 703 tell me what u think if and when u c me

 

That was it. We were left… wanting more? Could this turn into a Twitter serial? Will Gaffney divorce a ho? Will he reconcile with Lito? Will he going fucking nuts and shoot them both? We’ll find out, I guess.

Enjoy your evening, sunny city.

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19 Responses

  1. So, when “thugs” tweet, or text or email or whatever… do they sit there and think of how to type certain words to make it sound exactly as it would if they were talking?
    “Hmmm, how would I type the word ‘that’ in a way that makes me sound hard? How about ‘dat’… yeah, dat works”.

  2. Tyson – that’s how they figure out how to spell their children’s names on their birth certificates, so I wouldn’t expect it to be any different when they type on the interwebs. Jus’ Sayin’

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