Jabar Gaffney is Flipping Out at His Former Eagles Teammate and Cousin Lito Sheppard

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Good Lord. Slow your roll, Hoss.  

Four days ago, on April 8, Jabar Gaffney, a former Eagle (ever so briefly), tweeted about his former teammate and cousin Lito Sheppard: 

Lito Sheppard is the biggest pussy mf'er in the world if u c him tell him I said it & it's whatever

 

Well, then… 

Today, in a seemingly unrelated rant (though many are making a connection between the two that I’m not sure is there), Gaffney went in on his soon-to-be ex-wife. And by went in on, I don’t mean he fucked her– he just went stupid nuts.

Meltdown commence! 

4-12 is my anniversary woke up and couldn't find my soon 2 be ex wife anywhere. Fuck dat bitch I can't wait till its final in a few weeks

Feelings are for suckas Neva Eva again. Black heart dead soul!!! Get it how u live & I'm outta here

My beef wit Lito don't got nothing to do bout a girl he just a person I don't fuck wit he lame to me so don't hit me up wit that.

Ain't nobody fucked my wife but for anybody saying any slick shit better watch ur girl and not let me get hold to her

Last tweet: bitches ain't grateful no matter what u do for em. Homeboys will change on u. I keeps it 100 don't read into that's all it is. 

I'm done tweetin all u smart asses i be in da 904, 407 & 703 tell me what u think if and when u c me

 

That was it. We were left… wanting more? Could this turn into a Twitter serial? Will Gaffney divorce a ho? Will he reconcile with Lito? Will he going fucking nuts and shoot them both? We’ll find out, I guess.

Enjoy your evening, sunny city.

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19 Comments

  • Roose (TTB) April 12, 2012 at 5:31 pm

    What the actually hell just happened? I have nothing to say

    Reply
  • MFR April 12, 2012 at 5:35 pm

    kyles mom likes lito more than jabbar

    Reply
  • Chris April 12, 2012 at 5:38 pm

    fuck dat bitch

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  • Penguins fan who goes to Temple is a pussy April 12, 2012 at 6:21 pm

    Would have been better if he ended the tweet with “just saying”

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  • James Eckhouse April 12, 2012 at 6:39 pm

    Y U MAD?

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  • N Kenny April 12, 2012 at 7:00 pm

    Damm canadians

    Reply
  • The Chief April 12, 2012 at 7:54 pm

    where my $$$

    Reply
  • Nicky Nick April 12, 2012 at 9:11 pm

    Man. Why all dis black on black hatin G?

    Reply
  • Pitt fan April 12, 2012 at 10:12 pm

    Litto better make it right

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  • Jonny April 12, 2012 at 10:51 pm

    He needs to write a book about “dat bitch” . And publish it with no editing. Bess sella!

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  • fuck dat bitch April 12, 2012 at 11:01 pm

    I blames dat smut Taylor fo his prolems

    Reply
  • Questioning The SEC Academic Standards April 12, 2012 at 11:14 pm

    He went to college for three years.

    Reply
  • ThePhillyFlash April 13, 2012 at 4:21 am

    Another case of boys just being boys. Heh!

    Reply
  • Last tweet I'm done tweetin April 13, 2012 at 5:34 am

    Are 904, 407 & 703 cell blocks or area codes?

    Reply
  • Chance, Vice President of the Falcons April 13, 2012 at 7:50 am

    embarassing for the youth out there

    Reply
  • Xfinity live MILF hunter April 13, 2012 at 7:57 am

    Love how these people communicate

    Reply
  • Tyson April 13, 2012 at 8:48 am

    So, when “thugs” tweet, or text or email or whatever… do they sit there and think of how to type certain words to make it sound exactly as it would if they were talking?
    “Hmmm, how would I type the word ‘that’ in a way that makes me sound hard? How about ‘dat’… yeah, dat works”.

    Reply
  • The real MM April 13, 2012 at 10:05 am

    chirp and house are much more entertaining and easier to understand.

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  • Nick T April 13, 2012 at 11:31 am

    Tyson – that’s how they figure out how to spell their children’s names on their birth certificates, so I wouldn’t expect it to be any different when they type on the interwebs. Jus’ Sayin’

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