Good Lord. Slow your roll, Hoss.
Four days ago, on April 8, Jabar Gaffney, a former Eagle (ever so briefly), tweeted about his former teammate and cousin Lito Sheppard:
Lito Sheppard is the biggest pussy mf'er in the world if u c him tell him I said it & it's whatever
Well, then…
Today, in a seemingly unrelated rant (though many are making a connection between the two that I’m not sure is there), Gaffney went in on his soon-to-be ex-wife. And by went in on, I don’t mean he fucked her– he just went stupid nuts.
Meltdown commence!
4-12 is my anniversary woke up and couldn't find my soon 2 be ex wife anywhere. Fuck dat bitch I can't wait till its final in a few weeks
Feelings are for suckas Neva Eva again. Black heart dead soul!!! Get it how u live & I'm outta here
My beef wit Lito don't got nothing to do bout a girl he just a person I don't fuck wit he lame to me so don't hit me up wit that.
Ain't nobody fucked my wife but for anybody saying any slick shit better watch ur girl and not let me get hold to her
Last tweet: bitches ain't grateful no matter what u do for em. Homeboys will change on u. I keeps it 100 don't read into that's all it is.
I'm done tweetin all u smart asses i be in da 904, 407 & 703 tell me what u think if and when u c me
That was it. We were left… wanting more? Could this turn into a Twitter serial? Will Gaffney divorce a ho? Will he reconcile with Lito? Will he going fucking nuts and shoot them both? We’ll find out, I guess.
Enjoy your evening, sunny city.
19 Responses
What the actually hell just happened? I have nothing to say
kyles mom likes lito more than jabbar
fuck dat bitch
Would have been better if he ended the tweet with “just saying”
Y U MAD?
Damm canadians
where my $$$
Man. Why all dis black on black hatin G?
Litto better make it right
He needs to write a book about “dat bitch” . And publish it with no editing. Bess sella!
I blames dat smut Taylor fo his prolems
He went to college for three years.
Another case of boys just being boys. Heh!
Are 904, 407 & 703 cell blocks or area codes?
embarassing for the youth out there
Love how these people communicate
So, when “thugs” tweet, or text or email or whatever… do they sit there and think of how to type certain words to make it sound exactly as it would if they were talking?
“Hmmm, how would I type the word ‘that’ in a way that makes me sound hard? How about ‘dat’… yeah, dat works”.
chirp and house are much more entertaining and easier to understand.
Tyson – that’s how they figure out how to spell their children’s names on their birth certificates, so I wouldn’t expect it to be any different when they type on the interwebs. Jus’ Sayin’