Pittsburgh Radio Host Trolls Flyers Fans

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There are some people who just can’t seem to get out from behind their keyboards. These people, Internet trolls, generally suffer from (usually related) weight and hygiene issues, masturbate a lot, and eat SpaghettiOs three nights a week (I’m stereotyping).

Mark Madden, a Pittsburgh radio host and wrestling columnist (…), seems like one of these persons. 

You may remember Madden from last November, when he went on a media tour, spreading a rumor that he heard about Jerry Sandusky pimping out boys to Second Mile donors, an accusation that is yet to be confirmed by any reputable news outlet. And as you might imagine, super troll Madden has thoughts on the Flyers-Penguins rivalry… and they are oh-so-Pittsburgh.

From his Twitter (@MarkMaddenX):

Hey, is Bryz gonna be ready for the playoffs, or has his sex-change surgery not healed yet?

C'mon #FlyersNation! I thot u knew yer hockey! Wut do 1976, 1980, 1985, 1987, 1997 &2010 have in common? 

Flyers fans: Don't worry about your Cups being old & worn out! U got no balls 2protect anyway! #gutlesscomespringtime

I play you low-IQ lowlifes from Philly like Jimmy Page plays his Gibson. I say jump, u ask how high. I'm from Pittsburgh! I've got brains!

 

I bet you do, you.

He continued:

To reiterate: If Flyers do win, it'll b because they sink 2new depths, crawl in the gutter. Cos they knock Sid out w/a dirty hit.#invalidate

Flyers fans yap now, but they'll freeze up like Cena 2night when playoffs start. Because when playoffs start, it's 4REAL.#herecomesthepain

See, I KNOW this: W or L, Pens will handle series w/class &character. Flyers, their fans will act like punks. #sameasiteverwas

There's a RIGHT way & a WRONG way 2do everything. Everything Flyers do is coated is disgrace.

Penguins-Flyers rivalry like windshield-bug rivalry once playoffs start. SPLAT!

Hey, when did the Eagles last win a Super Bowl? How's Norm Van Brocklin doing?

I'm not the1 w/big mouth. Flyers not beat Pens in g that means anything since 2000. I expect recent playoff history b/w Pens/Flyers 2repeat.

And, as always, if Flyers do win, they will crawl in gutter 2do so, thus invalidating. It's just a tangled web. A tangled, 37-year-old web

I had 1 heart attack. If I have another, let it be right after the Pens eliminate the Flyers. They can bury me right after u get buried.

Flyers fans tweets all talk about beating up Pens, or taking Sid's head off. None about OUTPLAYING the Pens. Hmmm.

If you're 42-43 or younger…& yer a Flyers fan…u weren't alive when the Flyers W a Cup, or if u are, u don't remember it. WOW.

Wut was it like watching those handshake lines in '08 & '09? When Sid picked up the Cup in '09? Seriously, Flyers fans…wut was it like?

If the NHL had an oz of guts, they would scrape the Flyers names off the Cup in '74 & '75. Weren't best team. Bastardized the game 2extreme.

I don't want Flyers plane 2b shot down. Or their ribs 2be poisoned. Or 2be murdered by OJ. Or 2b abducted by aliens. Or 2b raped &mutilated.

I said we shud poison their ribs, too. Y take a chance? Ur way 2uptight. 

2day's Flyers W has no effect on playoffs besides tangible issue of H ice. Lots of twists& turns 2go. Pens D huge issue; 5F PP huge issue.

Define ILLOGICAL: Getting lecture by Flyers fans about class.

 

This coming from a guy who goes on porn star retweeting rampages.

Madden isn’t exactly a person worth rebutting, so I’ll refrain from grammatically destroying him. But he has 17,000 Twitter followers and a radio show– this should give you an idea of the type of rhetoric Penguins fans will be hearing over the next few weeks. Take cover.

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57 Responses

  1. What a fat turd that dude is, no wonder he had a heart attack, he’s about due for another. Are we sure that he’s not the Hulkster wannabe that Hartnell shit all over the other day?

  2. I lived in that hell hole for over two years, he’s an ass-clown who calls himself the super-genius. He’s ridiculous, obnoxious, and absurd. Never liked anything from that city, and he made it worse

  3. Lol…He’s talking about classless-ness, being stupid, and cheapshots…Wow. Thats awesome coming from a guy who is trolling (That should tell you all you need to know about a man). Flyers fans shouldn’t play into his nonsense. Its a win-win for him either way. If the pens win, hes gonna bash the people he coerced into trashing him for being sore losers. If they lose, hes gonna bash us for exactly what he said in one of his tweets; that Pens fans take it with dignity and flyers fans are trash. Leave it to Pittsburgh to find the sports-radio equivalent of Rush Limbaugh and give him money.
    The guy is a cunt and a pile of garbage, dont give him the time of day.
    And hes a wrestling columnist/fan? HA! That makes him, basically, a glorified movie critic that actually thinks and pretends that the movie is real.

  4. The fact that this obese piece of shit actually has a radio show is very very sad.
    Any sports fan with half a brain knows any rivalry has its bad blood.
    Not team is being cheap at all.
    It’s good old time hockey.
    Shut the fuck up and eat another twinkie you sub human piece of lard.
    Crosby probably hates you for being so stupid and making Pittsburgh look even dumber.

  5. How/why does a conversation on Flyers/Pens include an Eagles reference? When was the last time the Pirates won anything (or were even .500?)? #howmanylosingseasonsinarow?

  6. John, don’t you know this is a sports blog? That means it can be legitimate when it chooses, but also wholly unaccountable when it chooses.

  7. Kyle, why would you waste your time blogging about the redneck? I mean come on you can tell this guy is jealous Sandusky didn’t try to suck him off

  8. The only reason someone would talk all this shit is because they are scared of the flyers and their “classless” fans.

  9. During the flyers worst season of the decade the fans stuck by them… finished 4th in averagae attendance… When the Pens were bad for a couple years they were a heartbeat away from not existing… Or becoming the Atlanta Thrashers…

  10. Tweeted this a few minutes ago:
    When’s that skirt Pronger gonna sack up and play thru a headache? Oh, wait…it’s only serious when it’s a Flyer, right?
    Real classy making fun of a great player who basically may never play again. Just goes to show how low life people from Pittsburgh are.

  11. Look I love PSU, Joe Pa and all of State College and I had the privilege to spend most of my post HS years there. However, having done some research into this scandal it appears so that he was taking ‘donations’ for ‘time’ with these young buys. As disgraceful as this event is and however emotionally jarring that it could happen within our own ‘Happy Valley’ we can not offer the benefit of the doubt and believe it to be less than it really is in attempt to protect our own pride. The tip of the dark iceberg that is Sandusky and his poor choices as a leader of developing individuals has been exposed. All you need to do is read the articles concerning those Large donors that immediately separated themselves. Even Bank of America some of the biggest crooks in the U.S.A have put out statements about how “appalled” they are.[http://www.pennlive.com/midstate/index.ssf/2011/11/second_mile_executive_katherin.html%5D All while fraudulantly(sp?) foreclosing on millions of families properties. On top of that look at the Child Protective Services. Research shows in our “child protection system,” children are five times more likely to die from physical abuse and 11 times more likely to be sexually abused than in their own homes. If the allegations are true which IMO it appears are true this wouldn’t be an isolated incident of maltreatment of our youth. If he would sodomize young children mid-day on campus in the ‘field house’, an openly accessed facility mind you, why does our logic stop us from believing he would take money to allow others to do the same. Let us not allow our emotions to distort the reality of the depth of this evil. We continue to recover from this and will be stronger as a community because that is who we are. The Nittany Lion remains ever resilient. Shout out to 122 W. Nittany.

  12. Bottom line – This dude wouldn’t have the balls to march around the Wells Fargo parking lots saying this shit.
    He’s just as irrelevant as the Pens 11-12 season.

  13. This guy is a fucking joke, just look at his twitter page and please explain to me how he knows anything about sports other than who won the championship that year. He’s hypocritical, among other things, and overall a dumbass. He has no use to society other than to piss off Philly sports fans. I’ll admit it’s working, just because of how much of a jackass he is, but I would love to see him eat his own words when the Flyers beat the Pens

  14. YAWN! Typically infantile nonsense you’d hear emptyheaded high school boys say in the bathroom or schoolyard. Nothing to get worked up over if you happen to be an adult.

  15. “There are some people who just can’t seem to get out from behind their keyboards. These people, Internet trolls, generally suffer from (usually related) weight and hygiene issues, masturbate a lot, and eat SpaghettiOs three nights a week (I’m stereotyping).”
    Sound familiar Kyle? I am kidding, you lobbed it right out there for me.
    Hey your blog has been much better of late.

  16. “Can I kiss you on the mouth?”
    “I’m a fuckin idiot, I’m a fuckin idiot, I’m a fuckin idiot, I’m a fuckin idiot”

  17. “There are some people who just can’t seem to get out from behind their keyboards. These people, Internet trolls, generally suffer from (usually related) weight and hygiene issues, masturbate a lot, and eat SpaghettiOs three nights a week (I’m stereotyping).”
    Sounds like Rob House…
    Love how this guy acts all tough though. Shame he and everyone in Pittsburgh did not realize Pitt had a team before Crosby showed up. Wonder what the igloo looked like with only 11,000 fans showing up a night…Talk about fair weather fans…

  18. “When’s that skirt Pronger gonna sack up and play thru a headache? Oh, wait…it’s only serious when it’s a Flyer, right?”
    and crosby was out for how long?

  19. If you have to say you have brains, then you don’t. Smart people don’t go around saying, “I’m smart.” They just do smart things. Unlike this gentleman. Pretty sure he lurks under the Fort Duquesne Bridge, forcing passersby to answer three questions before allowing passage.

  20. Props to the Boogie Nights reference. Although, this dude looks like a backwoods, sister kissing yokel version of Scotty.

  21. This guy is a tool. He sucked as an announcer when he was in WCW. Now he thinks he knows sports and wrestling…which he knows nothing about wrestling. He is a clueless blow hard who should crawl back into his mother’s basement where he lives!!!

  22. Chirp are you still a virgin?
    Let your obsession with me go please. I am sorry that I took your job in college, that I was better than you and had more wins. Let it go, it was a long time ago.
    No one cares that you are going to the game tonight so is 19K others. Also, these next 2 games are meaningless get a clue

  23. How are we not classy? Did he not see his fans throwing stuff at the flyers bench at then end of the last game? Ask him if he remembers when the team was supposed to move to Kansas City because they were broke as a joke and had zero attendance.

  24. “Also, these next 2 games are meaningless get a clue”
    wow…1 point back from the pens for home ice advantage and the next 2 games are meaningless? They are also playing a Rangers team that has had there number and most people that know hockey would know this is a really big game for the Flyers…wow!
    You still have not made 1 single good hockey point since you started posting on this site.
    You my friend have officially hit rock bottom….
    Go back to mom’s basement…
    Oh yea house…who is your favorite NHL team?

  25. Funny how he mentioned the Eagles, but didn’t even touch the Phillies because the Pirates haven’t had a respectable record in years. And Pronger has a potentially career-ending injury and he’s talking about taking off the skirt, when Crosbitch and his fans will cry any time someone hits Crosbitch with any measurable force because he had a concussion…. Suck it up, he’s back, he can get hit. It’s gonna be a dirty series from both sides and I’d be willing to bet that the stars of both teams are targeted in hits and cheap shots and fights.

  26. Kyle, I don’t agree with what this man said, and quite frankly he’s a joke, but you make fun of him for being an internet troll. You do realize that you are one yourself, right? Are you actually ever out from behind YOUR keyboard?

  27. Dude just tweeted “When’s that skirt Pronger gonna sack up and play thru a headache? Oh, wait…it’s only serious when it’s a Flyer, right?”
    Seriously? Have we ever busted Cindy’s non-existent balls over his concussions? I hate him as much as every other Flyer fan but you never hear us calling him a vag over being out so long. What a cunt nugget.

  28. Hey Johnny Rockets. Stop playing red rocket and reread the article. “You may remember Madden from last November, when he went on a media tour, spreading a rumor that he heard about Jerry Sandusky pimping out boys to Second Mile donors, an accusation that is yet to be confirmed by any reputable news outlet.”
    I am from SE Pennsy and I must say we have the most passionate fans but definitely not the brightest.

  29. My point precisely. Nothing intelligent to say so your brain kicks out it’s deepest thought yet. ‘Fuck You’.

  30. This guy isn’t even worth getting mad at, seriously the dude still watches and writes a column on wrestling…probably in his double wide trailer. If he needs to validate his existence through the penguins and being from the city of Pittsburgh he should have jumped off one of the 20 bridges you find in that town. If this guy doesn’t still live with his mother I’d be shocked. Why would you ever be proud to be from the inbred capital of the world.

  31. You know what really infuriates me? Nothing this shmuck said.
    What infuriates me is the possible media response to this had this been a Philly radio host talking about the Penguins. They’d be calling for his head.

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