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Before the start of the seventh inning last night, a St. Louis man went streaking in the outfield at Busch Stadium. The above photo, taken by the AP's Jeff Roberson, is perhaps the finest and most ironic streaker photo our country will ever see. More like a take-off hero.

Several revealing videos after the jump, plus Scott Franzke and Larry Andersen react with a meta reminder that the streaker is copyright of the Phillies and accounts or descriptions of his existence may not be disseminated without the express written consent of the Phillies.