UPDATE: To Whom Did Shane Victorino Blow A Kiss Last Night?

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Nice work here by Dan Steinberg of the Washington Post, picking up on Shane Victorino blowing a kiss – to somebody – after hitting a triple in the ninth inning last night.

Steinberg's readers have a host of theories, the most prominent – nefarious – of which is that Victo was directing his ducky face to the Nationals’ dugout, perhaps in reference to Bryce Harper, who once performed a similar gesture for a sad minor league pitcher.

My initial reaction, judging by Shane’s eyes and index finger angle (welcome to my life…), was that he was motioning to someone in the crowd. But we’ll go ahead and assume that he wasn’t… since, um, his wife was in Las Vegas this weekend, where the Victorinosososos have a home. 

UPDATE: Victorino fills us in:

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Nice.

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21 Responses

  1. He was blowing a kiss to 1 of his many mistresses. Guy cheats on his wife ai style

  2. is this a questionaire or a blog?
    Get some facts and come back and see me!!

  3. he was blowing a kiss to commenter ‘you are all idiots'(es) whore mother.

  4. @Tim Thielking
    Thanks. That’s a little weid but hey we all have our things.

  5. X Live Cocksucker: My mother is not a whore. She is a madam. Your mother works for my mother. YOUR mother is a whore.

  6. WOW what a comeback! I’m surprised you didn’t go for your usual “try getting laid” comment.

  7. here’s my other ‘you are all idiots’ impression- OOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHH PHILLLLLIEEEESSSSSSSS WOOOONNNN 9-3 WHAT?!?!?!?!? WHAT?!?!?!?! WORLD SERIES 2012 BITCH! NATS WILL NEVER SELL ANOTHER SEAT IN NATITUDE PARK AGAIN. FUCKING MAY 6TH AND WE FUCKING OWNED YOU END OF STORY BITCH. I FUCKING HATE WASHINGTON SOOOO MUCH MY BUTTTT FEELS LIKE IT GOT RAPED IN MY SLEEEP!

  8. You’re right, man. I’m sorry for being such a butthurt little pussy fanboy. I’m also sorry for attempting to make fun of your handle. I just didn’t know what it meant. I didn’t realize X Live was Xfinity Live in Philadelphia because I’ve never really left my granny’s basement except to go to quicky stop to get skittles and soda pop. I also didn’t know what “panty dropper” meant until you explained it to me. I’ve never “panty dropped” anything before i guess? It means to remove the undergarment usually worn by females, right? isn’t that what you said on the last post?

  9. (continued) Anyways, I realize now it’s a long season and that i should probably wait before i suck bryce harper’s dick.
    Sincerely,
    ‘You are all idiots’

  10. Dude are fucking serious?!?!?!?!? OH MY GOD WHY WOULD YOU FUCKING POST THIS ON CB. YOU SAID YOU WOULD KEEP OUR EMAILS CONFIDENTIAL! UGHHHH I’M TELLING MY GRANNY ON YOU!

  11. X, not only are you unoriginal, you’re also dumb as a bar of soap.
    Oh — you probably don’t know what that is. :-\

  12. It isn’t possible for a bar of soap to be dumb. So..you lose again. Dummy.

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