I should tell you that this post is being written live from a Panera Bread, where a man, who I don’t know, decided that roughly 18 open tables didn’t suit his needs and he would plug his computer in and sit at my table, across from me.
So I bring you this story while sharing a desk with a man I’ve never met. If my words suddenly come to halt, either John Quinones showed up… or I’m dead.
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Yinzers ripped a PNC Park security guard’s finger off this weekend.
Really.
A Pittsburgh Post-Gazette story tells us about Rachel George, 21, and her father, Christopher, 50, who attacked a security guard and police officer while Rachel was being escorted out of the stadium after she was caught smoking in her seat. Things got out of hand rather quickly:
As Pirates security supervisor Joseph Risher was escorting her out of the right field gate, Ms. George's unidentified boyfriend assaulted him and ran off. Ms. George jumped on the guard's back and started to pull him backward, the complaint says.
Her father joined in the attack, pushing him up against a fence.
"While defending himself, Mr. Risher got his left hand caught on the fence, and when he was pulled by both (defendants) his left middle finger was ripped off at the second knuckle and was hanging by a piece of skin," Detective Rende wrote in the complaint.
A police officer also injured his shoulder while placing Rachel in a stadium holding cell (yep, other cities have them too).
Mr. Risher’s finger was later reattached during surgery.
Classic Shittsburgh right there, folks. I mean, from their look to the act. Smoke-stained, greasy dirty blonde hair? Check. Rustic handlebar mustache accompanied by hollow, lonely eyes? Yep. Getting kicked out of a stadium for puffing on a cigg then assaulting a security guard and ripping off his fucking finger? Oh you bet. A three rivers trifecta right there.
Sadly, this won’t live on in sports infamy, but if it happened in Philly it surely would.
H/T to readers Adam, Steve, Dave, and the guy sitting acr
51 Comments
you want a toe? i can get you a toe, by three oclock today.. with nail polish
Panera Sandwiches suck more dick than bryce harper and sidney crosby combined… Eat a real sandwich
Those two losers should have “POOR WHITE TRASH” tattooed across their foreheads because that’s exactly what they look like. I’d advocate that security guard suing the pants off those troglodytes, but I suspect they probably don’t have one hundred bucks between them.
They even make Kenzos look classy
Typical Philthadelphia trash down at the ball pa…wait, what?
I see what you did there in your last sente
I’d still hit it
Me too
Stay classy pittsburg.
I’d let her suck on my giggle stick
hahaahahahahahahaha oh Kyle…just give it up…stop trying to make every other organization look bad when its Philadelphia who constantly lives up to the reputation of being assholes. you are truly a pathetic piece of shit
i would eat her out
That hoodrat is 21??! She has the appearance of a catcher’s mitt that is at least 40 years old..
Too many Iron City brews at the old ball yard. Horrible incident. But bottomline, there are a-holes at every stadium/every sporting event in America.
Who’s worse? The Yinzers, or the blogger who orders a dasani and then free-loads off of panera’s wifi for six hours?
I agree, if this was Philadelphia, it’d get added to the list of things for national media to bring up every time they talk about our fans, but since it’s not let’s just brush it under the rug.
This is certainly worse than that lone douchebag who puked on the little girl but how many times do we have to be reminded how bad of fans we are because one asshole couldn’t hold his alcohol?
Vineyard hit the nail on the head, I agree though if it happened in Philly it’d be a wayyyyyy bigger story.
Funny how this doesn’t make it onto ESPN. A fan pukes on another fan in Philly and its national news…….
*bundy hit the nail on the head, not vineyard. Stupid cell phone spell check!
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looks like a stripper at the oakford inn
That’s the kind of sh*t that happens when you’re dating your daughter. F*cking yinzers!
Is that Larry Anderson??? 😉
Dammit Andy… you beat me to it!
Say it ain’t so LA!? HAHA!
Andy (San Diego) bwaaaahaaaaahaaaaa.
What’s the over/under on how many teeth they have?
I’d let her eat me out
I would cum in her asshole then suck it out with a straw
She’s got “The Rock eyebrow” down perfectly. Too bad I think it’s like that permanently.
a pathetic piece of shit? what the fuck are you then? considering you’re the shitbag loser whos trolling his page…another classy pitt fan stemming all the way back to june 2009
The Oakford Inn is now Scruples at the Oakford. And she may not even be good enough for them.
21? I’d have guessed 35 from the picture.
We have pukemon & the dude who got tased here, yet this story will never leave the confines of this website. Media bias.
they look straight out of Mayfair. Maybe she went to Huberts
she’s good enough for the day shift
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wow, 2 packs a day since she was 11 or 12 i guess.
21? She looks 40.
FACE
I hope that bitch rots in the slammer for a long time. Her pop looks like L.A. after one of his benders.
Edward Murphy would not approve of their behavior & the safety gear the security guards are wearing
horrible act. Anothe reason why PITT is a horrible horrible palce to live. That is why when the Flyers are in town, we do not leave out private plane,.
Hey! Its Crosbys girlfriend!!!! HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
now that security guard knows how 3 Finger Lenny feels.
he looks like a drunk larry anderson
We commonly called the Oakford Inn the OakFISH Inn back in the day.
And there are only two things that smell like fish, and fish is one of them.
Maybe he needed to use the plug? I can totally see myself sitting with a person who had the only table by the plug. Why complain? It is not like he came into your home. So many people park in Panera, etc. like it is their office. (Myself included) but….
She looks like she loves unprotected sex
I’ve done a ton of coke with that whore in Sea Isle. She’ll let you blow a load in her too.
My dad is a flagrant racist, so I kinda have to keep the fact that I let black dudes run trains on me for free weed on the DL.
If it was a Philly fan, he’d use that removed finger to stick it down his throat a puke on a little girl….
Imagine how bad her pussy smells