Frightening. Matt should probably shave his playoff beard… like, yesterday.
We’ll just cross our fingers that Hartnell isn't having his hair harvested (boom, alliteration) for Matt's future playoff beards or lying on the ground in Matt’s walk-in freezer, cut up into a million pieces.
Assuming Hartnell’s not dead or having his locks pulled out one-by-one, here’s a reminder to vote for him and Claude Giroux for the cover of NHL 13. Hartnell is going against Evgeni Malkin, whose cover would look like this:
No one wants that.