Outside a Center City hotel… near 15th and Market… getting creeped on by reader Matt, who took a self-pic with the All-Star forward!!!
Frightening. Matt should probably shave his playoff beard… like, yesterday.
We’ll just cross our fingers that Hartnell isn't having his hair harvested (boom, alliteration) for Matt's future playoff beards or lying on the ground in Matt’s walk-in freezer, cut up into a million pieces.
Assuming Hartnell’s not dead or having his locks pulled out one-by-one, here’s a reminder to vote for him and Claude Giroux for the cover of NHL 13. Hartnell is going against Evgeni Malkin, whose cover would look like this:
Pic via reader Kelly
No one wants that.
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Holy nostrils batman!
Just looking at the picture I thought the story was going to read “He’s helping out the mentally handicapped!”
Sorry, Matt. You’re hideous.
Matt trying not to breath on Hartsy…nice. Too many onions on your breakfast burito mother fucker?
matt looks coked upa
Should’ve seen how banged up Hartnell was @ Revel. Falling on his ass @ BJ table.
Kinda expected sloth from the goonies on the malkin cover… But ya can’t always get what ya want…
holy stink finger batman – Hartnell should be concerned! C.R.E.E.P.E.R.
you should get a bowl of soup with that beard….but it looks good on you though…….
Scotty, perhaps your agent should negoiate a creeper clause in your next contract. We can not have our star power foward possible being kidnapped by that freaky looking creature.
Harts does look creeped-out, doesn’t he?
Two Words: Restraining Order
He definately was a creeper!! He actually put his hand on my left butt cheek when he put his arm around me!! And to let him know i dont’t swing both ways!!! Poor Guy!!!
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