Douchebag Bryce Harper is back and this time… he’s right!
In a story setting Twitter on fire (mostly because talking about the Phillies makes folks sad), one ridiculous reporter in Toronto asked Bryce if he would have a celebratory drinking after last night’s game since Canada’s drinking age is 19.
Harper’s response, for those who can’t view the video or hate moving pictures:
“I’m not answering that. That’s a clown question, bro.”
He’s right. That’s a clown question. But you can fully expect that phrase to make its way in the baseball lexicon.
Harper may be a dickbag but that nigga can play
Your obsession with the kid is laughable, sure he was a douche prior to being called up, but the kids been nothing but a gamer since he’s been up. Plays hard, produces, and keeps his mouth shut(a la the Hamels situation)
his maturing well. That kid is special & plays with that mad dawg in him a la pete rose with power
“Your obsession with the kid is laughable” ???? He’s covering a hot story. The 19-yr-old phenom kid rakes, as you stated, you obsessive, misguided fool.
I find it funny that Ibanez has more votes than either Hunter Pence or Shane Victorino. Take it for what it’s worth.
the kids a beast
Him and Mike Trout of the Angels are absolute studs and will be superstars.
And for what it’s worth, Harper hasn’t really been much of a douche in the Majors. He’s kind of just been doing his thing.
Bryce is likely to be starting on the All Star team before any of our OF.
I think he seems ok. I wish he played for us. What’s with Pence and his errors lately?
Harper isn’t a Douche Kyle. That was a false narrative shoved down our throats by media douche bags actually. He’s done nothing but do and say the right things since he’s come up, even towards the Hamels plunking. I like the kid even if he’s a Nat, and I wish he was playing LF for my Phillies.
Stay classy Philly.
Can we trade our bullpen and a few others for Harper?
^^^^^^ All correct. I don’t understand why Bryce Harper is a “douchebag.” It’s just like Lebron, he’s a little arrogant and cocky, so what, his play backs it up. You know you’d take him on the Phils in a heartbeat over VICTORINO OR MAYBERRY OR PIERRE. What an outfield!
P.S. Jayson Werth says FUCK YOU while laughing
He’s a punk
The nitpicking of Harper is a joke. Every time he’s mentioned, it states “douchebag”. As previously mentioned, he was a douche for sure beforehand but since his call up he’s been a hardnosed player. Any Phillies fan that wouldn’t want him needs to stop watching baseball…your opinion means nothing.
I like Mayberry’s fielding a lot (in left field). . . I just wish he could hit.
He’s bad for baseball if he doesn’t like a cold pop after a game
He would have answered the question differently if he’d been offered a Zima. It’s Zomething different.
LEAVE BRYCEY ALONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LEAVE HIM ALONE I’M SERIOUS!!!!!!!!
Douchebag Kyle Scott: trying to hate on Harper for no apparent reason other than the fact that he is very good. Onto the next “yinzer” article.
And now “That’s a clown question, bro.” has become an internet meme
Mike Trout is wayyyyy better.
Mmmmmmmmm he is dreamy 8========D~~~~~~~~
He ain’t all that.. I take Scotty tags who was taught the game by Mr Kenish in his prime over him.
he gives the kid credit and then you jump all over him
This is a clown blog post, bro.
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