Chase Utley Hath Risen

In case there is a cave in which you reside, Chase Utley will be batting third and playing second base for the Philadelphia Phillies tonight.

Meanwhile, Roy Halladay and Ryan Howard (who is preparing to begin a rehab stint in Lakewood), are working out in the outfield at CBP, according to reports. Life is good. And if you aim your nose upward, crinkle it, and do a little dance, you might be able to smell hittin’ season.

Maybe.

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12 Responses

  1. Hallelujah! Chase Utley is activated from the disabled list… and, even better, Michael Martinez was optioned to Lehigh Valley, hopefully where he will stay from now to eternity. I hate him almost as much as I used to hate Steve Jeltz! At least Jeltz could hit .220 – .230 and didn’t think he was going to hit a bomb every at bat. Later “Mini Mart” and don’t let the door hit you in the @$$ on the way out. Rant over.

  2. I agree with Dave. 50 percent of Chase is better than 100 percent of Mini-Mart or Mike Fontenot. Welcome back, Mr. Utley.

  3. Sharla McBride looks like the type of chick that likes to get down, but will not let a dude with less than $100,000 fuck her in the pink.
    For all of us working class slobs, gotta slap around the brown eye. She doesn’t want to be anyone’s sugar momma, Dad would dis-own her.

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