Chase Utley Hath Risen

Kyle Scott - June 27, 2012

In case there is a cave in which you reside, Chase Utley will be batting third and playing second base for the Philadelphia Phillies tonight.

Meanwhile, Roy Halladay and Ryan Howard (who is preparing to begin a rehab stint in Lakewood), are working out in the outfield at CBP, according to reports. Life is good. And if you aim your nose upward, crinkle it, and do a little dance, you might be able to smell hittin’ season.



  • Mike M. June 27, 2012 at 4:02 pm

    Hallelujah! Chase Utley is activated from the disabled list… and, even better, Michael Martinez was optioned to Lehigh Valley, hopefully where he will stay from now to eternity. I hate him almost as much as I used to hate Steve Jeltz! At least Jeltz could hit .220 – .230 and didn’t think he was going to hit a bomb every at bat. Later “Mini Mart” and don’t let the door hit you in the @$$ on the way out. Rant over.

  • 3 Finger Lenny June 27, 2012 at 4:05 pm

    shame in reality chase is cooked

  • OneManWolfpack June 27, 2012 at 4:14 pm

    $100 they don’t make the playoffs…

  • Dave Winston June 27, 2012 at 4:26 pm

    he may be old but i’ll take him over martinez…theres still hope

  • Thatguy June 27, 2012 at 4:32 pm


  • JD June 27, 2012 at 4:42 pm

    Welcome Back Chase! We’ll take another one of those bombs just like last night!

  • Frank June 27, 2012 at 4:48 pm

    How did Ryan’s check up go?

  • ThePhillyFlash June 27, 2012 at 5:25 pm

    I agree with Dave. 50 percent of Chase is better than 100 percent of Mini-Mart or Mike Fontenot. Welcome back, Mr. Utley.

  • kevin June 27, 2012 at 5:32 pm

    So furkin’ fired up! Go Phillies! Shake up the world!

  • Uncle Meat June 27, 2012 at 7:42 pm

    and BOOOOM!!!! Welcome back, Chase!

  • Brad June 27, 2012 at 9:49 pm

    RISE UP LAZARUS!!!!!!!!!!

  • Rhea Hughes June 27, 2012 at 10:44 pm

    Sharla McBride looks like the type of chick that likes to get down, but will not let a dude with less than $100,000 fuck her in the pink.
    For all of us working class slobs, gotta slap around the brown eye. She doesn’t want to be anyone’s sugar momma, Dad would dis-own her.

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