On 10 Separate Occasions, Terrell Owens Jerked Off On Skype

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Back in November, I wrote:

At what point do we know athletes are destined to wind up fighting Kato Kaelin on pay-per-view?

When they start appearing – consistently – on TMZ.

Enter Terrell Owens.


T.O. took one step closer to the ring today.

Philly.com gossip king Dan Gross (whose Facebook page you should probably like) passes along the latest on the bottoming out of Owens’ career and, apparently, love life: [Philly.com]

On Tuesday we spoke with a woman who showed us several photos of Owens she says were taken via video chat service Skype while he apparently masturbated in front of her. The woman, who is 27 and asked not to be identified, spent Tuesday trying to sell the photos to TMZ and other celebrity media outlets. The Daily News does not purchase such material.

During their first Skype encounter, the woman claims, Owens was already naked and erect when the video call began. She estimates watching Owens pleasure himself on 10 separate occasions during which she denies exposing herself or talking dirty.

She says Owens would "tell me things he wanted to do to me." 


Child please. Not that I fancy myself a Skype masturbator (just don’t think the picture quality is there yet), but telling a girl you "want to do [her]” hardly qualifies as dirty talk, especially for a professoinal athlete (we'll have much more on this subject later today). How about, I want to jam my @#[email protected]# into your @#[email protected]#$ @#$# and then take it out and @#[email protected]#$ all over your @#[email protected]# until you @#[email protected]#, and then when I’m done, I’ll $#%#[email protected]##$ in @#[email protected]#[email protected]$# before I @#$#@[email protected] @#[email protected]!#[email protected]#[email protected]#[email protected][email protected][email protected][email protected][email protected]$#@$%#^@#[email protected]#[email protected][email protected] your hamster will never be the same.

THAT’S dirty talk.  

Owens, of course, denied the existence of nude photos. 

You can read the rest of the details and an update on Jeff Carter and the Stanley Cup, which he apparently won’t be brining to Sea Isle, here.

UDPATEDeadspin posted their email exchange with the girl trying to sell pics.


13 Responses

  1. Who hasnt seen Shane Victorino cheat on his wife?
    One of the better stories is what he had those two girls do to each other…

  2. This just in: the person in possession of the pics is none other than Lisa Lampanelli.

  3. Guess TO has some sticky keys on his computer! I don’t believe for a second that this woman just sat back and watched him jerk off 10 times while she just stared and giggled. Why would he ever Skype her again? I cannot see him being able to get off while she sat and giggled! And she could have chose not to answer his Skype requests. After the first few times she answered his call, she should have figured out what the deal was. If she wasn’t into it, then why in the world did she keep Skyping with him?!?! Oh, that’s right, she thought someone would give her $5K for photos!!!

  4. TO should get on LiveJasmin and at least get some money for wanking on cam. I’m sure Kyle would pay for a private show

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