Report: Chase Utley Coming Back

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You know… this team is might just be starting to resemble the Fightin’ Phils. And, on Wednesday, Chase Utley may return to the lineup, according to a report on

Jim Salisbury says that Utley is expected to head back to Pennsylvania, where he will likely play in a final rehab game at Lehigh Valley on Tuesday before being activated on Wednesday.

Getting. The. Band. Back. Together. Now, excuse me as I have a moment with my Chase Utley plush puppet.

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9 Responses

  1. Woah buddy, hope you didn’t mouth fuck that puppet.
    anyway, I’m glad hes coming back. Maybe they start rolling through July just in time for Doc and perhaps Howard to come back.

  2. a no kneed utley is coming back and they now resemble the phillies of old?

  3. Utley could’ve been back sooner if he wasn’t doing things like drinking with Pat Burrell late at night when Pat was in town for his ceremony. It really shows his lack of dedication when he’s just another alcoholic ballplayer. I mean, the guy was spotted a few years ago after a game in Cincinnati getting drunk at a casino with Jayson Werth, and this was right after Werth slept with his wife. They should trade this guy to Boston, where he can DH and drink in the clubhouse.

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