Today in Sad Reminders of the State of the Phillies

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1. Runnemede NJ’s finest clothier right there…

2. Should be 99% off, I would use it as a cum rag

3. Kyle, is Cliff Lee still pissing excellence, or is he just pissing away leads?

4. Rosie, Oprah, Rhea, Sen. Diane Allen and Jessica Simpson are all singing………..

5. The percent sign is reversed.

6. I’ll have to get over to the sports depot & pick up some utley gear. Great deal

7. Anyone who does not appreciate Cliff Lee as one of the best pitchers in the league knows nothing about baseball.

8. I appreciated the 4-0 lead he had against the Cardinals last year in the NLDS.
   He’s blown multiple leads this year, including 2 three run leads in his last two outings. That’s not what an ace is supposed to do – especially when we absolutely need wins.

9. He’s also not even in the top 20 in ERA and Ks. One of the best pitchers in baseball? I think you might not know as much as you think you do.

10. A place around the corner from me on MacDade Blvd has had Utley stuff at 50% off for about 2 mos. now.

11. Great, now I can afford to get one for all my darling children. I’ve been a little hard up for cash since my strip club deal was lost.

12. Happiness is accompanied by sorrow, and the rain should have the clear sky. If rain remains after rain and sorrow remains after sorrow if. Please let us face this calmly leave after the departure. Smiles and it is impossible to find one of you!

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