You Know, One of These Days, Ilya Bryzgalov’s Sense of Humor is Going to Get Him in Trouble…

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Bryz’s sense of humor, it’s… unique.

This afternoon, Bryz, who is in Mother Russia for the summer, caused mild panic on the intertubes when tweeted his thoughts on the upcoming NHL draft. Like most, he too thinks the Flyers need a defenseman to help their $51 million goalie.

Or does he?

The series of Tweets, so as to not take them out of context:

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A little off on the American spelling of defenseman, but that’s OK. We're moderately baffled.

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Ah! The Canadian version– worse! Still baffled.

Obviously, some folks took that to mean Bryz thinks the Flyers should draft a defenseman. But he hadn't yet had time to deliver the punchline, which was a link to this:

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  • Flyers fan that goes to Sea Isle City University*** June 21, 2012 at 3:10 pm

    even the fake Bryz on twitter cannot bring his English to this low of a level

  • Alex June 21, 2012 at 3:11 pm

    I thought he was afraid of bears. I like the idea though. Maybe someone can spray the players with clam juice or some sort of fish scent on the way to the ice. The bear will go nuts! And no shots on Bryz! BEARS!!!

  • @MartyBuckley June 21, 2012 at 3:11 pm

    right or wrong….the man has a point

  • Daryl the best man June 21, 2012 at 3:17 pm

    Well, someone on the team has to say it… The defense was offensive! (get it?)

  • Talbot's Fucking Penis June 21, 2012 at 3:19 pm

    I’ll stop him when he’s lying…

  • Shut Up Kyle June 21, 2012 at 3:21 pm

    Kyle you are stupid for even making a big deal out of this with a post. Please go back to your office in your new house with Ms. CB and shut-up.

  • Hopdevil June 21, 2012 at 3:22 pm

    If he falls in that pond and drowns do we still take the cap hit next year?

  • 3 Finger Lenny June 21, 2012 at 3:35 pm

    looks like Bryz is about to pull a sandusky

  • Metalmike415 June 21, 2012 at 3:35 pm

    Now that was funny!!! I you don’t think so lighten up….

  • sswoody June 21, 2012 at 3:38 pm

    This is actually pretty funny. I fail to see how this could “get him in trouble”. No one seemed to take offense when Hartnell called Carle a pylon in his black berry video. Kyle go back to touching yourself while looking at Richards and Carter pics.

  • Kyle Scott June 21, 2012 at 3:40 pm

    you also fail to grasp sarcasm

  • Rollie Fingers Wing Man June 21, 2012 at 3:43 pm

    The site stinks Kyle. But I will refresh the page every 20 minutes in case you post something good.

  • Gray June 21, 2012 at 3:47 pm

    The Bryz hate is strong in this one…
    Why not find out if you can be a kings blogger at this point? Sheesh.

  • Mike Size June 21, 2012 at 3:59 pm

    Bryz needs to hit the weights

  • Rob Taormina June 21, 2012 at 4:07 pm

    If yall hate Kyle’s stories and what he writes about soo much, then why the fuck do you guys read it, and have him on facebook? that makes zero sense to me.

  • Finkle is Einhorn June 21, 2012 at 4:09 pm

    Bryz is right…oh and that kid looks like he’s staring into my soul….yikes….

  • Bear on Skates is Funny June 21, 2012 at 4:21 pm

    WHAT THE FUCK WAS SO BAD ABOUT THAT….that was the funniest thing I ever seen. Seriously how are you trying to turn this into a big deal. He was saying the flyers should draft that awesome bear as a defenseman cause obviously he would suck at a forward position. Jebus lighten up a little would ya

  • Mike Size June 21, 2012 at 4:26 pm


  • Roose (TTB) June 21, 2012 at 4:42 pm

    If Rob Taormina really thought Jon Quick “snuck up” on anyone with his play then he should stop watching hockey.

  • LemurCat June 21, 2012 at 4:45 pm

    Nothing’s funny but ignorant fucking Flyers fans who still blame the lose of the Devils series on the goalie when clearly the coach was the coach who shit the bed.

  • B June 21, 2012 at 4:54 pm

    Please stop posting things about Bryzgalov, doing impressions of Bryzgalov, don’t even think the name Bryzgalov.
    Guys a good goalie with a good sense of humor, a commendable outlook on life, and he shouldn’t have to explain himself to dickbag internet bloggers like you.
    You suck.

  • uncle joey June 21, 2012 at 5:30 pm

    who honestly cares kyle ? its pretty clear at this point that bryz is weird as why do you continue to harp on it

  • Carter's Puddle of Jizz June 21, 2012 at 9:18 pm

    By railing on Bryz so much just to create a non existent controversy, you no longer get to criticize the rest of the Philly media, which you are very much a part of, hypocrite.

  • .. June 21, 2012 at 9:57 pm

    I love Bryz. He’s a part of our team, and I’ll stand by and believe in him. He’s a funny guy and people need to stop criticizing him for every little thing he says or does (off the ice).
    I think Flyers fans need a serious reality check. Have faith in our goalie instead of bashing him every chance you get. HE’S A PART OF OUR TEAM. SUPPORT HIM OR SHUT THE HELL UP.

  • d-money June 21, 2012 at 11:15 pm


  • Steve June 22, 2012 at 6:51 am

    The fake Bryz Twitter is better. This video is fucking hilarious.

  • Pags June 22, 2012 at 8:09 am

    That shit is hilarious! You’ll never see that between periods in a North American game. What a rip-off.

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