You Know, One of These Days, Ilya Bryzgalov’s Sense of Humor is Going to Get Him in Trouble…

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Bryz’s sense of humor, it’s… unique.

This afternoon, Bryz, who is in Mother Russia for the summer, caused mild panic on the intertubes when tweeted his thoughts on the upcoming NHL draft. Like most, he too thinks the Flyers need a defenseman to help their $51 million goalie.

Or does he?

The series of Tweets, so as to not take them out of context:

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A little off on the American spelling of defenseman, but that’s OK. We're moderately baffled.

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Ah! The Canadian version– worse! Still baffled.

Obviously, some folks took that to mean Bryz thinks the Flyers should draft a defenseman. But he hadn't yet had time to deliver the punchline, which was a link to this:

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27 Responses

  1. even the fake Bryz on twitter cannot bring his English to this low of a level

  2. I thought he was afraid of bears. I like the idea though. Maybe someone can spray the players with clam juice or some sort of fish scent on the way to the ice. The bear will go nuts! And no shots on Bryz! BEARS!!!

  3. Well, someone on the team has to say it… The defense was offensive! (get it?)

  4. Kyle you are stupid for even making a big deal out of this with a post. Please go back to your office in your new house with Ms. CB and shut-up.

  5. This is actually pretty funny. I fail to see how this could “get him in trouble”. No one seemed to take offense when Hartnell called Carle a pylon in his black berry video. Kyle go back to touching yourself while looking at Richards and Carter pics.

  6. The site stinks Kyle. But I will refresh the page every 20 minutes in case you post something good.

  7. The Bryz hate is strong in this one…
    Why not find out if you can be a kings blogger at this point? Sheesh.

  8. If yall hate Kyle’s stories and what he writes about soo much, then why the fuck do you guys read it, and have him on facebook? that makes zero sense to me.

  9. Bryz is right…oh and that kid looks like he’s staring into my soul….yikes….

  10. WHAT THE FUCK WAS SO BAD ABOUT THAT….that was the funniest thing I ever seen. Seriously how are you trying to turn this into a big deal. He was saying the flyers should draft that awesome bear as a defenseman cause obviously he would suck at a forward position. Jebus lighten up a little would ya

  11. Nothing’s funny but ignorant fucking Flyers fans who still blame the lose of the Devils series on the goalie when clearly the coach was the coach who shit the bed.

  12. Please stop posting things about Bryzgalov, doing impressions of Bryzgalov, don’t even think the name Bryzgalov.
    Guys a good goalie with a good sense of humor, a commendable outlook on life, and he shouldn’t have to explain himself to dickbag internet bloggers like you.
    You suck.

  13. who honestly cares kyle ? its pretty clear at this point that bryz is weird as why do you continue to harp on it

  14. By railing on Bryz so much just to create a non existent controversy, you no longer get to criticize the rest of the Philly media, which you are very much a part of, hypocrite.

  15. I love Bryz. He’s a part of our team, and I’ll stand by and believe in him. He’s a funny guy and people need to stop criticizing him for every little thing he says or does (off the ice).
    I think Flyers fans need a serious reality check. Have faith in our goalie instead of bashing him every chance you get. HE’S A PART OF OUR TEAM. SUPPORT HIM OR SHUT THE HELL UP.

  16. That shit is hilarious! You’ll never see that between periods in a North American game. What a rip-off.

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