Here we the find the Carts in the most dichotomous of situations– at Hyde Bellagio in Las Vegas, sipping champagne (expected) and hoisting the Stanley Cup (completely and utterly unexpected).
Meanwhile, his scavenging buddy, Mike Richards, may or may not have grab-assed this buxom, valley-titted clubgoer as he shuffled through a crowd loosely resembling the partiers in Eyes Wide Shut (presumably sans pubic hair).
UPDATE: That's not just any clubgoer– per a reader in the comments, that's Stacie Hall from The Hills that Richie is grab-assing.
Photos of Carts, Richie and Simon, which come courtesy of the Hyde Bellagio’s Facebook page (via Puck Daddy and Vegas News), are best viewed while listening to Rihanna’s We Found Love.
Give it a little jump.
Jeff has come a long way from La Costa:
Video, with painfully hurtful Rocky music mocking us:
That girl in the pink with the saggy boobs that Richie is fondling is Stacie Hall from that douchey MTV show The Hills
yep– 100% sure on that?
Congrats to 2 class acts Carts & Richie on winning the cup. They party hard and play harder!!!
It was a disgrace that Edddie Boy Snider & Homer casted them away to LA for playing with the grit and determination that the mid 70’s flyers played with! (on & off the ice)
I kind of feel like philly won it in a way also.
BTW: Congrats also to Gagne, Hexy & Stevens on finally reaching the pinnacle of their career getting that Lord Stanley Cup.
^Dumbass, Homer didn’t send Carter to LA, CBJ did after he hissy fitted out of there.
100% …check her twitter @staciehall
I found a Philadelphia Flyers Eastern Conference Championship ring in a storage unit Mike Richards failed to pay for. I’m going to sell it on eBay.
I wish Richie was grabbing my ass.
We can sell that ring in our store, we’ll take it for a million dollars!
carts, that hills chick & richie look c0ked up! lol
Who. Gives. A. Flying. Fuck? NO ONE!
NEWS FLASH! THIS JUST IN: BUFF JOCKS THAT PLAY PROFESSIONAL SPORTS FUCK AND DRINK A LOT! WORLD GOES ON!
hahaha I called it last summer, that Richie would be hooking up with a Hills or some type of reality star in LA.
@-THIS IS PHILADELPHIA, NOT L.A. YOU RUBBER- beat it punk mutha f’er, I love this stuff.
Keep up good work K-man
I was pulling for LAK to win the Cup, although it makes me sad to see that LA gets the celebrate without not necessarily being able to truly appreciate what it means to win the Cup.
Whats’ up moe
@philadelphia dont go on the site…..
@athe blog dont read it also you tool
I enjoy reading this stuff and the site stop hating great site You’re obviously friends with tool bag Carter.
mad saggy tits on that slut
Flyer fan and N moe….I love this kinda stuff on this site too…When it deals with PHILADELPHIA players…ya know…that play in Philadelphia. These two left town a year ago..one or two posts lamenting on their cup win is ok…Not 78 posts showing a former flyer that people generally dislike, galavanting around with the cup in a bogus hockey town. We get it…Jeff Carter has half as many cups as our entire organization…awesome. We’re sick of it already!
Richie is wearing a sf hat because he is a homosexual
Those titties are saggin
She’s a well known coke head in LA
Wow, such a sad pair of saggy tits for such a young girl. Guess she’s let a few too many asshats nurse on those puppies. Serves the slut right!
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