Asante Samuel, Still Kind of a Cock

Screen Shot 2012-07-17 at 6.07.23 PMWhat you can't see in this picture is a possesion receiver sprinting up the beach

I don’t even care a little bit about Asante Samuel, but he got into it on Twitter with some Eagles fans today.

Working out on a beach (where, thankfully for Asante, tackle football isn’t usually on the agenda), Samuel, now a Falcon, tweeted some pictures of his 10-pick, no tackle beach body. And then rattled of a serious of Tweets about Eagles fans turning on the team. A sampling:

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Screen Shot 2012-07-17 at 6.01.47 PM
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Or until your team signs two better corners, and then you'll just bitch about it and wind up tweeting about fair-weather fans. Or something like that.

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20 Responses

  1. Maybe the dumbass will learn how to tackle….oh and not get burned all the time….his interceptions came a one in a dozen (1 pick : burnt 12 times)

  2. When I’m trimming RHEA HUGHES’ mangy bush with a weed whacker, I sometimes think of how my fully erect 2 inch penis dwarfs Asantes sweaty, infected half inch boner. Once I’m done trimming RHEA HUGHES hairy taint, I rub a bag of razors on my tits then have RHEA HUGHES vomits on it and sticks her nipples in the wounds. Once she does that, I get drunk off bull urine and drunk text Asante and tell him how much of a piece of shit faggot ass he is. Then I drive to his house in my dodge dart and slide my finger inside his asshole and make him call me Keith Jones in a Kermit the fucking frog voice. RON PAUL FOR AMERiCA!!!

  3. He looks gay as fuck in this pic… Which I’m sure does wonders for the tools who post under the name Angelo Cataldi and Rhea Hughes everyday.

  4. BTW, One Crazy Summer didn’t have John Candy in it…. For the idiot a few spaces above. He was in a movie Summer Rental. Get you facts straight chumpy.

  5. Yeah. The guy or guys that post under “Rhea Hughes” and “Angelo Cataldi” need to stop. It’s just sad. No one laughs.

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