Cliff Lee and His Kids Pledge Allegiance to the National League All-Star Team [sic]

I can’t tell you how much it injures my soul to watch this MLB Fan Cave-staged promo video of an increasingly maligned Cliff Lee (and his cute kids) awkwardly pledging his allegiance to the All-Star team he’s not on. But hey, at least Jackson is optimistic about the Phillies’ chances: “Because my dad likes home field advantage.”

Let’s start with a win, little guy.

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  • Katie D. July 3, 2012 at 10:31 am

    Can he pledge to win a baseball game this year instead?

  • Rhea Hughes ATM July 3, 2012 at 10:35 am

    That family really has cornered the market on “most douchey pieces of apparel on which to rest sunglasses”.

  • Woooh July 3, 2012 at 10:44 am

    So we have had Hunter Pence, Shane Victorino, and Cliff Lee advertise the All Star game this year.. Nice Job, MLB.

  • internet promotion July 3, 2012 at 10:57 am

    Nun, das ist mein erster Scheck, ausgestellt auf! Wir sind eine Gruppe von Freiwilligen und Beginn einer neuen Initiative in einer regionalen Gemeinschaft in der exakt gleichen Nische. Dein Blog versorgte uns wertvolle Informationen über die Arbeit. Sie haben eine wunderbare Aufgabe erledigt!

  • boom July 3, 2012 at 11:49 am

    waive your NTC cliff, we want Cole.

  • The most interesting Phillies fan on my street. July 3, 2012 at 12:31 pm

    C’mon Cliffy, get your head back in the game. You can do this.

  • Jerry Fratdusky July 3, 2012 at 1:02 pm

    I would pledge Cliff Lee’s kids.

  • KMC285 July 3, 2012 at 1:48 pm

    Don’t blame Lee for the winless start. Blame RAJ and the lineup. His peripheral stats are petty much identical to last year, which means he’s more a victim of bad luck than poor performance. If Amaro unloads Hamels this will be one of the most disappointing moves from a front office in Philly since Braman let Reggie White walk.

  • Dan Griffoni July 3, 2012 at 3:43 pm

    Mmmm Hmmmm. I sure would like him to put a baby in me! Dudes, dudes and more dudes for this guy! Who has 2 thumbs and loves wangalanga ding dong? This guy!

  • Mike July 4, 2012 at 1:37 am

    So…….MLB…….how about you do your promo with Cole Pap and Chooch, ya know, the Phillies players who actually are on the all star team…………

  • Zach July 4, 2012 at 6:14 pm


  • Chance from the GnA falcons July 4, 2012 at 8:12 pm


  • Danny Griff July 4, 2012 at 8:41 pm

    I’ll let you F me, and F me hard at that “Chance from the GnA Falcons”. I think you are one fine piece of man meat!

  • hamburglar July 5, 2012 at 10:45 am

    Is it just me, or does Cliff’s daughter bare some resemblance to Sloth from the Goonies? Maybe its just a bad photo, but ouch.

  • Fruit and vegetable machine July 6, 2012 at 4:00 am

    Fruit and vegetable machine

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