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Up in the sky, the Hawaiian’s flyin’ by, in the Wawa Hoagie Bal*… wait, what?! 

According to a couple folks on Twitter, Shane Victorino, who went 0-for-4 last night, took advantage of $4.79 hoagies late Friday night – nay, early Saturday morning – at the Margate Wawa. Jason, who tipped us off, said his brother saw Victo there around that time and, earlier, at the nightclub Dusk at Caesar’s in Atlantic City. We can’t confirm either of those things, but a quick Twitter search did reveal the above picture, tweeted at 3:20 a.m. Saturday morning from the Margate Wawa:

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[While Theresa doesn't mention which Wawa, just two days earlier she tweeted a picture of Margate's Lucy the Elephant. So we're going to go ahead and make that leap. Also, using the #hoagiefest hashtag is the sign of a real keeper.]

Meanwhile, reader Dave spotted Heavy Joe Blanton shopping at the Cherry Hill Mall, at around 2 p.m. yesterday, about eight hours before he gave up five runs in sixth and a third.

Anyway, that’s your Phillies weekend roundup. See anyone? Spot Fat Joe picking out Levi's? Bump into Shane Victorino at Hoagiefest? At Dusk? As always, let us know!

*While we're on the subject– why, IN THE HELL, did Wawa dump the Hoagieman this year? The new CGI spots are bullshit and dishonor the great Hoagieman. He didn't deserve to go out like this.