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I know nothing about motorcycles. Literally, zero. I'm perfectly content with the size of my penis, so owning one is of no interest to me. But Trent Cole’s 2009 Suzuki Hayabusa, currently for sale on Craigslist, looks pretty sweet. And for $22,500 you can own it (!!!).

The listing

Trent Cole's 2009 Hayabusa GSXR 1300 MUST SEE!! – $22500 (mantua,nj) 

Trent Cole's 2009 Suzuki Hayabusa GSXR 1300. Only 2,000 Miles. Over $25000 Invested. Have All Original Parts and Receipts. All work done by TOCC in PA. 1 Owner. Title in Hand. Vest and Helmet Included. Fully chromed. Extended Swingarm. 300 Kit. Brocks Exhaust. Led Light Strobe Kit. Rear seats. Power Commander. 856-498-8493 $22500


You can judge whether that's a good deal or not. 

Cole will make $11 million this year, so not sure why he needs what amounts to stripper tipping money, but I’d like to think it’s to buy more drinks for his neighbors in Avalon… who are randomly pictured here, for your viewing pleasure: 

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Picture via anonymous reader

H/T to reader Jeff